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A proper salad consists of three divine components:

ingredience (vegitable of all kin)

indulgence (dressing, oil, salt, croutons, cheese, etc)

violence (chopp and shred that shit asunder)

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They killed Tik Tok on their anniversary smh

20 years ago, today bella and edward met !

january 18th , 2005

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It's been a while, so have a little baby Zerif! He's one of the protags in my novel

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funniest character dynamic in the world to me is when you have one guy knows hes gay but doesnt realise hes in love with his best friend and another guy who knows hes in love with his best friend but does not know hes gay

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y'all HAVE to watch this...interview??? with the inmates of the prison where luigi mangione is being held.

the reporter is standing outside the prison walls, while the inmates are inside watching the news, and collectively screaming out one-word answers to questions loud enough to be heard by the reporter.

I've never seen anything like it

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this is what happened in think i dont know

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As much as it takes

how much screen time do you have per day?

i never wanna think about that in my whole life

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I'm an ironworker and sometimes I work 60+ hours in every kind of weather besides thunderstorms (big steel structure, duh). I love what I do and I'm very healthy. HOWEVER. This SHOULD NOT BE THE STANDARD!!! 60+ hours doing something I'm passionate about for decent money is NOT the same thing as 60+ or even 40 hours at an office job. America needs new labor laws

rich people:

millennials:

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it’s not fucking tinnitus idiot that’s my guardian angel speaking to me

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Feel free to subscribe early! We do all original content, no AI, no stale wiki reads. Up and coming we have a long essay about the Emperor's children, featuring two audio dramas voiced and mixed by me

My wife and I started a Warhammer 40k Youtube channel!

I say 40k but we're actually focusing on Horus Heresy/30k lore (and goofing off) specifically. There are a lot of channels that do lore but they mix both timelines together and a lot of the Horus Heresy as a work of literature itself kinda gets lost. So far, we only have one short out but we're working on a full video about the Emperor's Children before and just as they were being corrupted by Chaos. Check it out if you have a second! :)

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One quiet day on the farm, the Little Red Hen found some wheat seeds and decided to make bread.

"Who will help me plant these seeds?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Horse "But I'm a workhorse, and I'm too busy moving carts around."

And so the Little Red Hen planted the seeds by herself. And they grew into bountiful golden crops.

"Who will help me harvest the wheat?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Dog "But I'm a guarddog, and I'm too busy keeping away burglars and predators."

And so the Little Red Hen harvested the wheat herself and made it into flour.

"Who will help me bake the flour?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Pig "But I'm a mother of 5 newborn piglets, and I'm too busy taking care of my young."

And so the Little Red Hen baked the bread herself into twenty beautiful loaves.

"Who will help me eat the bread?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"We would." said the Farm Animals. "But we're ashamed, for we didn't do anything to make the bread."

"Nonsense!" said the Little Red Hen. "You, Horse, helped move around the stones that built my oven. You, Dog, kept me safe while I worked. And you, Pig, are raising a new generation of Farm Animals, who will too contribute to our Farm one day. You've all helped me so much by simply being you."

"Besides," the Little Red Hen added. "I couldn't possibly eat all the loaves on my own, most of them would go to waste. Come, eat with me."

And so the Little Red Hen and the Farm Animals ate the bread together. And all saw their own, and each other's, worth.

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"we need less sanitized queer stories" yall keep saying fucking she-ra romanticizes abuse. you couldnt possibly handle less sanitized queer stories

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the cozy hopepunk cottagecore reputation people have given ghibli is insane. every ghibli movie is about some combination of: 1) the (often violent) loss of innocence, 2) world war II, 3) the screaming, bloody, inevitable death of the natural world, and 4) airplane