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Hnnggg

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Trump’s golf course in Turnberry, Scotland was vandalized overnight by Palestine solidarity activists.

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I don't like being home alone

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You see, Perry the Platypus, when Vanessa was a little girl, she wanted to take estrogen. Of course, I said yes. And since then she’s always been my little girl. Well recently, Vanessa’s school deadnamed her on her reports! Can you believe that!? I mean we live in a fairly progressive area and—hey, isn’t that not allowed in public schools??

Anyway, that’s when I got the idea for THIS! The deadname-eraser-inator! That way, not only will Vanessa no longer be deadnamed, but EVERY OTHER TRANS PERSON IN THE TRI! STATE! AREA!

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Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”

And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”

“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”

Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.

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Gambled not going to school today and gambled right 👍

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The Right Trousers (1995)

British comedian Lenny Henry decided that a live action Wallace and Gromit Christmas special (The Right Trousers) would be a great idea. He also decided to play both Wallace and Gromit himself.

He stayed true to the source material but the end result was really disturbing. It received a backlash from viewers for being creepy (even though it was unintentional) and was never re-broadcast. 

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The desire to buy someone shitty beer and bad cigarettes

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i hear the voices of angels and gods and they tell me that dry humping and making out is the only way of salvation. so. i guess we better get on that

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the fact that it's possible for girls to give other girls blowjobs makes the world worth living in, i think.

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On call just yapping, its your turn, and the other person there is really quiet. You ask if they're fine, and they reply "just keep talking, " their breath heaving and troubled. You question whether they really are fine or not, but who cares you get to talk

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I've had this headcanon rattling around in my head for a while

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Need a month membership ,,,,

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It truly was rooted in companionship and timing

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she shoe on my gaze until i step on my pedal