Just an ordinary dude. I never claimed to be anything else.
| he/him | 🧙 | pan | gamer/occasional streamer | 💜 | icon by
@chococavalier
| Non-Romanceable NPC
Imagine, you're in quarantine and you just want to chill a moment, so you watch John Mulaney's stand up. And then you go on instagram to find that John Mulaney fucking SAW you WATCHING HIM.
WoL: you look like you want to tell me something
Emet Selch, internally: I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you
Emet Selch: go to hell