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do you ever think about how beautiful it is that vampire media went from depicting vampires as creatures who are scared of the cross to showing a male vampire kiss his husband in a church and in front of a giant cross

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too tired to piss, too full of piss to sleep

there is nothing worse than waking up and having to pee. but you want to stay in bed for a little longer. but you really need to pee

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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

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My precious post-canon glowworms

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this post did pretty well on insta so here it is on here too :>

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“loosely based on the fic “love was the law” by ruinthatboy on ao3…. basically post-cave jayce gets sent too far back in the past and hijinks ensue

i’m still learning how to draw these guys. i’ll get it soon…”

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thinking of the time I ordered olive garden online and I put "please speak to me in an Italian accent" in the special requests category and completely forgot about it, and when I went to pick it up the guy comes out and goes "eyyy I got-a your-a order bappada boopity!" and when I told him he didn't actually have to do it he was like "a-nooo I was-a looking forward to it! I was-a the only one-a brave enough to do it!"

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cure of ra

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It's his big day and his crush is at the door. He needs your help!!!

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Switched ~

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a jayce talis shaped color experiment

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Remember the distinguished innovators competition?

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sudden affection

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Read chapter 3 of "The Song of Eventide" by @e11era (Tempeste on AO3) right here 🌊✨

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happy birthday to the worst man i’ve ever known. jayce talis I will kill you.