utopya6
Seth l'opossum rigolo
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Fan de pleins de trucs. Trop de trucs. Vient sur Tumblr de façon sporadique. Aime les persos tristes. Les comédies musicales = la vie. Photo de profil par @superiorkenshi Sideblog de ma lubie du moment (à savoir Saw) : @stanheightsimp
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utopya6 · 3 months ago
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oc smash or pass
got tagged by @sloubs to do the smash or pass : oc edition
tagging (no pressure) : @superiorkenshi, @rarougrougrou, et tous les autres qui voudront le faire
je vous présente Léonard (un peu inspiré d'Arthur dans Kaamelott hein)
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BASICS :
Léonard Gabriel Victor Berthelot
80 ans, en paraît moitié moins
Short king (mesure 1m60... son boyfriend actuel mesure 1m85, c'est limite une relation à distance)
moitié humain moitié démon (a surtout pris de l'humain)
probablement une allégorie transgenre quand je l'ai écrit (se sent "comme si son corps était pas comme il devrait l'être", se fait appeler "madame" à cause de ses cheveux longs)
PROS :
joue de beaucoup d'instruments
super cultivé wtf comment sait-il toutes ces choses
père de deux enfants trop mignons
en plus c'est un bon père
romantique dans l'âme quand on a réussi à conquérir son cœur
essaye de faire du mieux qu'il peut pour s'en sortir
CONS
aigri as fuck putain Léonard arrête d'être méprisant avec le monde entier comme ça
tendances très claires à l'autodestruction
accumule les relations sexuelles sans lendemain
après t'avoir pécho, te jettera probablement avec une phrase acerbe de son cru
chante "Antisocial" de Trust pendant sa séance chez le psy (????)
d'ailleurs a essayé de bz sa psy wtf
s'il sent qu'il POURRAIT tomber amoureux, va te repousser "pour te protéger"
et aussi parce qu'il a peur d'aimer
ses enfants ont des peluches moches
oc smash or pass
got tagged by @katewalker (thank you! 💖) to do the smash or pass : oc edition
tagging (no pressure) : @jellyfitzjelly ; @saecookie ; @dagss ; @utopya6 ; @jules-and-company (and anyone who wants to do it!)
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let me present you an oc from a kaamelott fic "exsilium" which doesn't exist yet but still rents free in my head !!!!
BASICS :
tolis (last name unknown)
approx. 49 years-old (at the beginning of exsilium)
1,81m
straight (?), married
used to be a carpenter, got captured and now is a slave
PROS :
faithful and trust-worthy
smart!!!
speaks several languages
great knowledge in botanics ; could save you if you're about to poison yourself
strong arms
too old to deal with people's shit
gives great advice
loves his wife more than anything in the world
CONS
turns all his traumas into a joke
is nicknamed "gravedigger" and no one really knows why
will give you his opinion even when you didn't ask
will see right through you by one look
insolent just for the fun of it
gets deep out of nowhere, like bro u ok ?
cries in his sleep
is literally 🤏 this close to throw himself off a cliff :/
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utopya6 · 5 months ago
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utopya6 · 6 months ago
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RESIDENT EVIL - COFFEE SHOP AU
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utopya6 · 6 months ago
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GUYS…….
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Silly blue eyed babies
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utopya6 · 7 months ago
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Jus had an idea after finishing a comm and I ain't letting my sleep deprivation stop me.
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utopya6 · 8 months ago
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Hey, have you guys seen Scream? I would really like to see Stu and Billy in your style. Thank you
Of course we watched this movie!! I love these boys so much!
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utopya6 · 8 months ago
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Roblox death sound
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utopya6 · 8 months ago
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Some more Steve and Bucky drawings ✨
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utopya6 · 8 months ago
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me when people ask me how to say "I don't care" in french
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(description:)
The IASIP meme of Charlie Kenny gesturing wildly at a conspiracy board, with the second picture added to his papers - the second picture being a table with 7 columns classifying an exhaustive number of ways of saying "I don't care" in French, based on how common, vulgar and funny they each are.
Column 1: Socially acceptable and common: -Je m’en fiche -J’en ai rien à faire* (*less formal variation of “Je n’en ai rien à faire” which still belongs to this category)
Column 2: Vulgar and common enough to not be shocking: -Je m’en fous -(J’en ai) rien à foutre
Column 3: More vulgar, and common with a ‘teenage’ connotation: -(Je)* m’en tape -(Je) m’en branle -(Je) m’en balec’ -(Je) m’en bats les couilles -(J’en ai) rien à battre -(J’en ai) rien à branler -”Balec’” (* omitting “je” is frequent and makes the expression even less formal)
Column 4: ‘Familiar’ (only somewhat vulgar, completely informal) and uncommon enough to be considered somewhat funny: -J’en ai* rien à carrer -J’en ai* rien à cirer -Je m’en tamponne (le coquillard) -Je m’en balance -J’en ai* rien à péter (* can be replaced with “Je n’en ai rien à …” to give it a formal connotation, in which case the expression belongs to category 6)
Column 5: Socially acceptable and uncommon/formal enough to be considered funny: -Je m’en contrefiche -Je m’en soucie comme d’une guigne -J’en ai rien à fiche
Column 6: Vulgar and uncommon, somewhat formal: -Je m’en contrefous
Column 7: Socially acceptable and very uncommon / very formal, enough to sound snobbish (and therefore a bit funny): -Peu m’importe -Il m’importe peu -Je n’en ai cure -Je ne m'en soucie guère
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utopya6 · 8 months ago
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Oh, my rats!
/made to order/
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utopya6 · 8 months ago
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LEON KENNEDY Resident Evil 4 Remake (2023)
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utopya6 · 8 months ago
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Translation of the last picture: "Gotcha, sucker"
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utopya6 · 9 months ago
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Crying cuz I've drawn all this Matt Murdock yet I still get no DD Tumblr moots besides @yarrystyleeza 🤡✌️ how does app work
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utopya6 · 9 months ago
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✨ MATT MURDOCK'S LOVE LANGUAGE ✨
Forehead Touch
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Neck choking
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Caressing
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Sensual touching
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Hair pulling
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utopya6 · 9 months ago
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Commission for @deathonmars
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utopya6 · 11 months ago
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HELLO, BROTHER - LOKI & THOR FAN COMIC (2023)
Mew mew is finally worthy of Loki.
Art by: raychelwho
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utopya6 · 11 months ago
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You can do this.
I trust you.
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