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oc smash or pass

got tagged by @sloubs to do the smash or pass : oc edition

tagging (no pressure) : @superiorkenshi, @rarougrougrou, et tous les autres qui voudront le faire

je vous présente Léonard (un peu inspiré d'Arthur dans Kaamelott hein)

BASICS :

Léonard Gabriel Victor Berthelot

80 ans, en paraît moitié moins

Short king (mesure 1m60... son boyfriend actuel mesure 1m85, c'est limite une relation à distance)

moitié humain moitié démon (a surtout pris de l'humain)

probablement une allégorie transgenre quand je l'ai écrit (se sent "comme si son corps était pas comme il devrait l'être", se fait appeler "madame" à cause de ses cheveux longs)

PROS :

joue de beaucoup d'instruments

super cultivé wtf comment sait-il toutes ces choses

père de deux enfants trop mignons

en plus c'est un bon père

romantique dans l'âme quand on a réussi à conquérir son cœur

essaye de faire du mieux qu'il peut pour s'en sortir

CONS

aigri as fuck putain Léonard arrête d'être méprisant avec le monde entier comme ça

tendances très claires à l'autodestruction

accumule les relations sexuelles sans lendemain

après t'avoir pécho, te jettera probablement avec une phrase acerbe de son cru

chante "Antisocial" de Trust pendant sa séance chez le psy (????)

d'ailleurs a essayé de bz sa psy wtf

s'il sent qu'il POURRAIT tomber amoureux, va te repousser "pour te protéger"

et aussi parce qu'il a peur d'aimer

ses enfants ont des peluches moches

oc smash or pass

got tagged by @katewalker (thank you! 💖) to do the smash or pass : oc edition

tagging (no pressure) : @jellyfitzjelly ; @saecookie ; @dagss ; @utopya6 ; @jules-and-company (and anyone who wants to do it!)

let me present you an oc from a kaamelott fic "exsilium" which doesn't exist yet but still rents free in my head !!!!

BASICS :

tolis (last name unknown)

approx. 49 years-old (at the beginning of exsilium)

1,81m

straight (?), married

used to be a carpenter, got captured and now is a slave

PROS :

faithful and trust-worthy

smart!!!

speaks several languages

great knowledge in botanics ; could save you if you're about to poison yourself

strong arms

too old to deal with people's shit

gives great advice

loves his wife more than anything in the world

CONS

turns all his traumas into a joke

is nicknamed "gravedigger" and no one really knows why

will give you his opinion even when you didn't ask

will see right through you by one look

insolent just for the fun of it

gets deep out of nowhere, like bro u ok ?

cries in his sleep

is literally 🤏 this close to throw himself off a cliff :/

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RESIDENT EVIL - COFFEE SHOP AU

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GUYS…….

Silly blue eyed babies

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Jus had an idea after finishing a comm and I ain't letting my sleep deprivation stop me.

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Hey, have you guys seen Scream? I would really like to see Stu and Billy in your style. Thank you

Of course we watched this movie!! I love these boys so much!

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Roblox death sound

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Some more Steve and Bucky drawings ✨

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me when people ask me how to say "I don't care" in french

(description:)

The IASIP meme of Charlie Kenny gesturing wildly at a conspiracy board, with the second picture added to his papers - the second picture being a table with 7 columns classifying an exhaustive number of ways of saying "I don't care" in French, based on how common, vulgar and funny they each are.

Column 1: Socially acceptable and common: -Je m’en fiche -J’en ai rien à faire* (*less formal variation of “Je n’en ai rien à faire” which still belongs to this category)

Column 2: Vulgar and common enough to not be shocking: -Je m’en fous -(J’en ai) rien à foutre

Column 3: More vulgar, and common with a ‘teenage’ connotation: -(Je)* m’en tape -(Je) m’en branle -(Je) m’en balec’ -(Je) m’en bats les couilles -(J’en ai) rien à battre -(J’en ai) rien à branler -”Balec’” (* omitting “je” is frequent and makes the expression even less formal)

Column 4: ‘Familiar’ (only somewhat vulgar, completely informal) and uncommon enough to be considered somewhat funny: -J’en ai* rien à carrer -J’en ai* rien à cirer -Je m’en tamponne (le coquillard) -Je m’en balance -J’en ai* rien à péter (* can be replaced with “Je n’en ai rien à …” to give it a formal connotation, in which case the expression belongs to category 6)

Column 5: Socially acceptable and uncommon/formal enough to be considered funny: -Je m’en contrefiche -Je m’en soucie comme d’une guigne -J’en ai rien à fiche

Column 6: Vulgar and uncommon, somewhat formal: -Je m’en contrefous

Column 7: Socially acceptable and very uncommon / very formal, enough to sound snobbish (and therefore a bit funny): -Peu m’importe -Il m’importe peu -Je n’en ai cure -Je ne m'en soucie guère

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Oh, my rats!

/made to order/

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LEON KENNEDY Resident Evil 4 Remake (2023)

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Translation of the last picture: "Gotcha, sucker"

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Crying cuz I've drawn all this Matt Murdock yet I still get no DD Tumblr moots besides @yarrystyleeza 🤡✌️ how does app work

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✨ MATT MURDOCK'S LOVE LANGUAGE ✨

Forehead Touch

Neck choking

Caressing

Sensual touching

Hair pulling

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Commission for @deathonmars

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HELLO, BROTHER - LOKI & THOR FAN COMIC (2023)

Mew mew is finally worthy of Loki.

Art by: raychelwho

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You can do this.

I trust you.