Danny • She / Her • Cryptid that crawled out of the Louisiana swamps and now scares the Texas locals
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Argo and I are August babies!
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Stunning mosaic from the floor of the triclinium (dining room) of Hadrian's Villa, residence of Emperor Hadrian outside Rome
Altes Museum, Berlin
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The best sound I heard was a small, "Babe?" coming out of the bedroom hall when I left the bed this early morning to go check outside.
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My belly is full of pink pasta and bundt cake I am so happy, I could die happy in Ross's arms.
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Ross is gonna make homemade ramen tonight with drunken egg (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ Oh man, oh man I'm so excited.
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I can't watch crime documentaries anymore. I cry when the victims cry.
#danny bs#i genuinely feel bad that they had to experience horror#many of whom wouldn't wish it on anyone else
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Yesterday, I had to go to the bathroom suddenly, so I asked a bather to watch my dog. "I'll just be a second," I meant to say-- but instead, I said, "I'll be a second."
I came out to the other groomer watching over my dog, asking, "Everything ok?"
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Note to self: If you want to burn incense, use the incense holders that lay down. Embers from your perpendicular incense holders will drop and catch items behind your alter on fire.
#@m@#danny bs#yesterday was an even shittier day#a bad day doesn't mean a bad life though#don't let it get to you#live and learn#pagan#the dangers of incense: the danny chronicals
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My wife did a thing and turned our white poodle blue! We used Crazy Liberty Magic Color Shampoo for dogs-- it washes out after a few baths and it's completely pet safe. The job is a bit splochy right now until we can give him a second scrub, but he looks like a cotton candy puff ball! 🩵
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