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Worf didn't invite the tng crew to his wedding because he knew Will and Deanna would fuck Jadzia but it'd be awkward if he invited everyone except them
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oh to be 93 and executive produce a short film where you get cgi'd to look like you did in your decades-old beloved scifi franchise role and then all that happens is you walk through a garden and meet your fictional lover on the astral plane on his death bed and you hold his hand one last time - which, as long established, is how people kiss in his culture - and the sun rises. and you call it "unification"
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Star Trek captains ranked by how likely they would be to have sex with their ship from least to most likely:
Pike/Enterprise: Pike does not strike me as the type of person who would be interested in that sort of thing. With a ship, I mean.
Archer/Enterprise: The only way I can picture this happening is if the Enterprise was magically turned into an actual humanoid woman like the TARDIS in the Doctor Who episode The Doctor’s Wife. Otherwise, no. (I’m still on season 2 of Enterprise though so maybe there’s information in later seasons that would change my mind.)
Burnham/Discovery: Look, Burnham and Zora like each other, but not that way. Probably.
Picard/Enterprise: I don’t really like this concept because their relationship just feels so inherently platonic, but I must admit it’s not entirely out of the realm of possibility.
Sisko/Defiant: I think this is more of a chaste longing type of situation but who knows.
Freeman/Cerritos: The Cerritos is a handsome lady.
Janeway/Voyager: Janeway is undeniably in love with Voyager, I think, but the real question is whether she’d put aside her personal hang-ups about sexual relationships here. And you know what, for Voyager, I think she could.
Kirk/Enterprise: I mean, this is the obvious top choice. If there is a way to have sex with the Enterprise, Kirk will have found it.
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Okay but how likely is the Chief Engineer to have sex with the ship?
Star Trek captains ranked by how likely they would be to have sex with their ship from least to most likely:
Pike/Enterprise: Pike does not strike me as the type of person who would be interested in that sort of thing. With a ship, I mean.
Archer/Enterprise: The only way I can picture this happening is if the Enterprise was magically turned into an actual humanoid woman like the TARDIS in the Doctor Who episode The Doctor’s Wife. Otherwise, no. (I’m still on season 2 of Enterprise though so maybe there’s information in later seasons that would change my mind.)
Burnham/Discovery: Look, Burnham and Zora like each other, but not that way. Probably.
Picard/Enterprise: I don’t really like this concept because their relationship just feels so inherently platonic, but I must admit it’s not entirely out of the realm of possibility.
Sisko/Defiant: I think this is more of a chaste longing type of situation but who knows.
Freeman/Cerritos: The Cerritos is a handsome lady.
Janeway/Voyager: Janeway is undeniably in love with Voyager, I think, but the real question is whether she’d put aside her personal hang-ups about sexual relationships here. And you know what, for Voyager, I think she could.
Kirk/Enterprise: I mean, this is the obvious top choice. If there is a way to have sex with the Enterprise, Kirk will have found it.
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what if bashir was apprehended by changelings and they were like “MOVE IT SOLID” and he was like “actually did you know humans are 75% water” and then they punched him
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there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead
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his sad eyes and fat cock have captivated me
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House and Wilson are making out when Foreman walks in and he just goes
"what did you make a bet about gay chicken?"
"House and Wilson are dating and haven't told anyone yet, but they accidentally give themselves away by doing something couple-y" trope except it's not an absent-minded and automatic kiss that gives them away, it's how House straightup licks Wilson's face (to be annoying) and Wilson looks back at House with the wettest heart-eyes imaginable (rather than immediately wiping his cheek and/or hitting House with something)
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Sorry I had to go on a Data binge someone talked badly about his poetry in the show and I left my body
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I got a quarter way through the list before I paused to wonder where Uhura was sitting because next to her was the correct choice regardless of who was on the other side.
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This is my Star Trek fan character, Lieutenant Notribbles. He is a Human Starfleet Officer, and Definitely Not Twenty Tribbles In A Trenchcoat. Just ignore the Purring Noises. They are In Your Head. He has nothing to do with the Frequent Tribble Infestations aboard the ship he is assigned to. He Has No Idea How That Keeps Happening.
He talks with a robotic voice that comes from an implant in the head tribble's - I mean, in his brain. If anyone asks about how he sounds, his friends will tell them He Was Born Mute, Don't Be An Ableist Jerk, Gosh.
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Human half this, Vulcan half that. Spock actually takes after both of his parents by being unhinged (Amanda) and a bitch (Sarek)
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actors love to make their characters subtextually gay not just because they’re a little gay themselves though that often is the case but rather because having a secret is like energy drink to acting, and being gay is the easiest most obvious secret. whenever you’re unsure of your character’s motivations consider: maybe they are gay? see where that takes you. should be pretty far
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