useless-critter
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yes i was a critical role blog but have since been infected with locked tomb brainrot :') (header by teabag.cartoon on instagram, pfp by @quibbs)
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useless-critter · 5 months ago
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AO3 Femslash Top 100: Round 1
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useless-critter · 5 months ago
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The animatic I’ve been working on since last November is finally done!! Over 100 hours of work on this, much agony and tribulations, but it’s finally done.
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useless-critter · 6 months ago
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For con season this year I did a series of prints in a style I call "Duos" with two characters surrounded by a bunch of objects from whatever they're from.
Here's the Locked Tomb ones...it took a long time to come up with the objects please appreciate them...
PRINTS
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useless-critter · 7 months ago
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Some printer scans of the book jackets. For miniatures, earrings, and stuff like that.
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useless-critter · 7 months ago
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stop bullying her she was born all alone in a cold hazmat biocontainer
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useless-critter · 7 months ago
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whoa look who just appeared in my hades 2 playthrough... crazy
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useless-critter · 7 months ago
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if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!
1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.
2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.
3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes
it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.
It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.
so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know
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useless-critter · 7 months ago
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core classes as undead :)
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useless-critter · 7 months ago
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just scrolled through your entire account your band au and alectostasia art is soooo!!! ITS SOOOOO!!!!!!!! i need more immediately so fast right now youre feeding the community so well
Thank you!! 🥰 I am just a simple chef trying to make some hot pockets and I hope that you like them.
Im going as fast as I can!! Please have a Harrow (since you asked so nicely and I was also just drawing it anyway):
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useless-critter · 8 months ago
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Out of pure curiosity and fun!
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useless-critter · 8 months ago
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The Sixth House | Book One
Camilla Hect | Palamedes Sextus
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useless-critter · 8 months ago
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Sorry to be this person, but I haven't seen many others talking about it and I'm concerned by the positive reception it's recieved.
The Muca/Art Nouveau Gideon and Harrow by Mariellavee that have been doing the rounds on the tlt fandom circuit are very much AI Generated.
Here are the pieces. You may zoom in at your own discretion, but I will post a few especially egregious segments.
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Some zoomed in segments:
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The smudging, the strange stray lines with no clear human intent behind them, the strange fingers of course, and that one buckle that almost looks to have been generated in the shape of letters.
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The "artist" of course does not disclose anywhere in her original post or tags that the work is AI generated, and its clear from the comments and tags that many people are not realizing.
It's clear Mariellavee drew over some parts to modify whatever the original generated piece looked like, but the meat of this piece is heavily ai.
This is not okay. The Locked Tomb is a beautiful piece of art, and the fandom contains so many fantastic and talented fan artists. I don't want to see the community poisoned with this nonsense. Support real artists and real art.
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useless-critter · 1 year ago
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human lae'zel for cowboy au - yay or nay?
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useless-critter · 1 year ago
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L + Ratio + I hate you all ✨ I have hated you for millennia…except you, my lord 🥺 I merely want to put you in a jail 🪨 and fill up the jail with acid once for every time you made a frivolous remark 😠 or ate peanuts in a Cohort Admiralty meeting 🥜 or said, ‘What would I know, I’m only God 🤡’ Then, at the end of a thousand years, you would say, ‘♥Mercy, I have learned not to do any of these things, because I hated the acid you put on me 🫠’ And I would say, ‘That is why I did it, Lord 🙏 I did it for you 😍 and for your empire 👑’ I often think about this 💀
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useless-critter · 1 year ago
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Amal el-Mohtar and Max Gladstone, This is How You Lose the Time War / Tamsyn Muir, Nona the Ninth
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useless-critter · 1 year ago
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idrk if people check the trending tags very frequently but i wonder if anyone saw the cr tag trending with the previews being just a whole lot of imodna kissing fanart and thought "oh man i should get into this show"
how many critters spawned through the power of sapphic confession on the historic day of thursday july 13 2023
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useless-critter · 1 year ago
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idrk if people check the trending tags very frequently but i wonder if anyone saw the cr tag trending with the previews being just a whole lot of imodna kissing fanart and thought "oh man i should get into this show"
how many critters spawned through the power of sapphic confession on the historic day of thursday july 13 2023
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