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Half the battle

is recognizing that your trash

-Christine

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(context: we watch k-dramas together sometimes)

LIz: I always watch these shows with my sister, do you?

Christine: lol my sister is not into asian shows (she’s 14 and asian)

Liz: oh she’ll eventually become curious about her own culture

Christine: yea, there are a couple years when you’re a teenager and feel like “i wanna be a white girl”

Liz: then you grow up and you’re like “fuck these white hoes, Imma be me”

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To think forgiveness is for the other person

is really arrogant 

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do you trust your government

liz: do you trust your government?

christine: ...sure... why

liz: the us government just endorsed self-driving cars

     and we all know who runs the us government

christine: uber?

liz: no... the Illuminati

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does not trash go up and gravity go down (ft.Sonali)

Liz: Isn’t that inevitable though? does not the orbit go in full circle? does not gravity go down? and trash goes up?

(does this even make sense)

Christine: wait.. why would trash go up?

Liz: because... 

*long silence*

Liz: i’m trying to come up with some legit science..

because the molecules.. and potential energy

*Sonali judging real hard on the side*

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everything is complicated

so we were talking about perversity and the tendency and desire to just do bad things. at one point in our conversation, Liz observed that a lot of the times people give in (to their vices, i suppose), because giving in is the easiest thing to do. but then I said/thought, what does it mean to not give in, to hold yourself tirelessly to the standard of never giving in (whatever that means, let’s just take it to be abstract). then isn’t that a form of giving in, to stubbornness or fear of trying or whatever? Liz goes, so nothing’s good when taken to the extreme. but it’s also not that great to be in the middle - mediocrity i guess.

So Liz concluded that everything is complicated, essentially

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can you listen to yourself

.Liz’s bread has been sitting in the freezer for 3 weeks, untouched

“why did you buy it then”

“cuz I wanna eat it”

“...why didn’t you eat it”

“it’s too much work. I don’t wanna sit there and watch it toast. I just wanna have it”

(I don’t understand because Liz actually cooks? like fish and veggies and stew and rice and stuff???)

“what! Can you listen to yourself”

“I try not to”

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fake deep

1: lets put some deep shit on our blog soonish

2: lets put that on - "let's put some deep shit on"

2: that sounds like sex

1: yea

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What do you think I’m Good At?

I think art is the only thing that I’m actually good at...

But actually...I think I’m just good at trolling

Which is kinda what you need in Art

[sometimes]

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*NOT SO DAILY

From Alyssa: 

To Alyssa: 

tell Alyssa...

to tell her...

that Liz tells her--

that “I’m coming for you”

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If you care about what other people think...

you're not gonna go anywhere you're gonna end up at the bottom of a ditch with.. crack on your.. nose? and a.. gun ..in your butt! and you're gonna be like, what?

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“Love means never having to say you’re sorry”

“thats the dumbest thing I've ever heard”

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Open Letter to the Interwebs

Dear Internet,

You’re welcome.

I apologize.

K, thanks bye. 

-Liz

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FIRRRST POST!!!

let’s see how long we can keep this up liz 

why did i decide to room with you? because so we can have this blog obviously 

rants, images, fun things, the weather

anecdotes, snippets of conversations 

record of in-dorm freak outs

fake deep conversations, actually deep conversations, and random conversations too

(hopefully) 

HERE’S TO A GREAT YEAR!

-christine