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Compilation (ongoing?)

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happy halloween lesbians 🎃 hope ur trick or TREAT is PUSSY

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ever since i was a little girl i always knew i wanted to be some sort of horrendous freak

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eating myself

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if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

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Stands on the big button that says "snack" when it's pressed but I am not heavy enough to push it and my eyes get all round and wet

Silly little images source

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Theres a fucking mouse living in the coffee machine at the coffee shop i work😭😭😭😭 it's not my main location but I've been there a few times before the mouse but it's still crazy. I thought mice were like in grain silos or big warehouses and rats or cockroaches were more likely but here we are

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the buses neary home must only take their orders from god. They have multiple different schedules on different map apps, on the transport website and on the electronic sign near the stop. No 2 of them are the same and they never follow any of those

using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself

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i will never be stable. that’s for a horse

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yesterday was great i just wished there was more single women. maybe i should have been at the club after all