cryptidmoons

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look at my dog

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nothing weve posted are even firecrackers compared to this fucking atomic bomb of a post

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love how when i get a new interest, i’m like “oh god it’s happening again” and i’m stuck like that for about a week until everything explodes and any interest i’ve had prior is completely dwarfed for an unknown amount of time

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made a beginners guide for the twitter newbies hope this helps <3

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yippeee!!! ^_^ *DIES IN THE EXPLOSION*

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passed out and had a dream that tumblr staff just quit one day without warning and the entire website was just like a basic screen of html code and people were posting things like “YOU FUCKING GUYS WHATS GOING ON” “WHERES THE WEBSITE” “WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO” and staff posted a youtube link where some teary eyed shirtless dude with no nipples explained that “you bitches don’t deserve a website. make one yourselves” so everyone unanimously decided to hold an election to decide who was going to be the king of tumblr and the election decided that some random middleaged man named Jinkle Fishwipe would be the new president of tumblr and there was some sort of live recording where it was revealed that Jinkle was literally just One Trout that someone dumped onto a podium and then it died. and at that point everyone in the audience took out daggers and started stabbing each other. and then i woke up

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love calling men pretty. ur not 'handsome' ur the prettiest little princess i ever did see

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why do you as a man own a laptop? to check your "e males" ? gay boy

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MCU!Humans every three months when the sky starts glowing again and some costumed freaks take the streets

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you know who would serve absolute cunt at the met gala? megamind.

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hug

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this whole situation is very funny

credit to @cryptvokeeper for the idea!