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Gravity Balls

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Based on the episode where Billy is off on an adventure and we’re told Petes ill. Rose is a sweetheart and I would die for her, and I personally HC she’s a good influence on white who probably didn’t have a great mother figure idk. anyway enjoy these sick Pete’s I had fun with.

bonus, cause mono is also known as the kissing disease:

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TOTOKO!

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and is the myurderer in the room with us? ?? 🤨🚂🔪

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I recently found out why my mom would never sleep around me when I was a kid. Like she’d never let herself take naps or sleep if I was awake, ever. Or if she did, she would lock her bedroom door. So when I was 6, I was asleep in my bed in the middle of the night when I hear a loud bang, like a pot being dropped and come out to the living room to see my mom standing by the window, with just a huge pile of spaghetti all over the sill, and a pot on the ground, and I ’m like “Are you gonna eat all that?” And ya’ll she get’s BIG MAD and yells at me and chases me to my room but then a little while later a bunch of cops show up and ask me a bunch of random ass questions about my art? Like this one cop lady keeps asking me to draw dragons for her?! And they seem mad as hell

I didn’t want to get arrested so I just never asked my mom for spaghettis after that. Lesson, learned. Don’t ask mom for spaghettis or she’ll call the damn police on you. 

So I have this memory in my head, and it goes unquestioned until I say it outload for the first time a few months back and as soon as I say the words “When I was six, my mom called the cops on me for asking for spaghettis” My adult logic slams into place and is like “Hang on. Your mother definatly did not call the police on a 6 year old for asking for spaghetti.” 

So obviously that’s not what really went down. I call up my mom to tell her how I remember it and on top of her figuring out why her kid has always been really cagey around spaghettis for the last 3 decades she tells me what really happened. 

So on that night, a man tried to break into our house through the front window. It was just my mom, and her kids so she did what she felt she had too and shot him in the head. He’d been wearing a helmet, which landed on the floor under the window.

Now I just want ya’ll to put yourselves in my moms shoes for a minute here. This woman has just taken a human life. The trauma of that- the instant agony, the panic, the guilt, the fear- all of it hitting her at once, her only solace the knowledge that her children are safe. She protected her daughters. No matter the cost to her soul- her children are safe.

Then she looks up and sees her six year old staring at the inside of this mans head before saying “Are you gonna eat all that?” 

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I literally cried in the middle of drawing this

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i didn't post this comic here, so here we go

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Alright hear me out, a kirby au but everything is normal. Kirby just goes to an ordinary school.

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happy father’s day to meta knight

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why isn’t solar opposites more popular.. they’re gay. the children are their clones. one of them is a little freak who shrinks and tortures humans for fun. there’s a whole subplot about shrunk humans and their society. they’ve committed every single crime. they value family more than anything. they hate each other. none of them is neurotypical. their pet/child is gonna grow up to devour them and the planet and has godlike powers. they’ve changed their entire lifestyles for said pet/child BECAUSE THEY LOVE EACH OTHER. they’ve died multiple times. they’ve tried to kill each other multiple times. one of them had a va change and now he’s british.

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my actual reaction to seeing across the spiderverse in theatres

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wait i never uploaded this on its own

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One of my favourite tropes in the Holmes stories is Watson routinely describing everyone as fucking hideous. Like, okay bitch, we get it, you’re gay and judgy.

Like, some dude walks into 221B who is probably just a normal looking dude and Watson is like “this MAN walks in okay, and he looks like an otter right? And he’s like...got a face like a badly made clay bowl. Like, just the fuckin worst”

Like WATSON. The dude’s wife/daughter/cousin/beloved pet just got shot. Let’s dial back the fucking read for a second.

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Y'all pray for my boy magolor he got vanished to the shadow realm 🛐🛐🛐😢😢🥺😭😭😭

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