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Light answers a tough question
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seeing another woman with leg hair in public is like seeing an angel
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#i kinda love posts like this#bc its a small reminder that people just lie online. like all the time
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ben affleck and matt damon are the poor man's nick frost and simon pegg
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seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs
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fat boys please you can wear the croptop around me i promise I'll be normal i promise you can bring out the little short shorts and nothing will happen, matter of fact you should definitely try on a mesh shirt i promise i wont [SO HEAVILY REDACTED] until you [REDACTED] and [ALSO REDACTED] while [INCREDIBLY LONG CENSOR BLEEP]
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I feel like now is a really good time to mention that freedom of speech in the US has exemption towards threats or incitements of serious crimes such as, mmm just off the top of my head here, political assassination.
Like very funny jokes guys but let's tone it down to non-arrestable levels here, okay? Cool, cool. Don't let the feds get ya. Your accounts and posts are literally public, easily monitored, reported, and tracked back to you. This isn't a conspiracy, this legit happens in these situations, gang.
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Thinking about this panel... He's such a dad, this is how this emotionally stunted man shows love. He's the type to make you call him when you get to the function... So he knows you're okay... He will pick you up if you're drunk... So he knows you're okay...
Laios is like the son he never had... To me... His son who is twice is size
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"omg he would never" "no he's a good guy though" "why haven't these women come forward before" "well she's known for being a liar so" "yeah but have you seen the things she used to tweet"
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BARRY KEOGHAN
Photographed by Emerald Fennell for W Magazine’s Directors Issue (February 2024)
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jerma is always standing in pics like a sporty blonde girl who just graduated nursing school
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