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my hobbies include daydreaming about romance and loving the color pink

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– Emily, what’s the matter? I could hear your moaning from all the way upstairs. – I’m empty. Dried up. Void. A useless husk.

#mood

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with: @hasbeenx at: major´s party

sylvie had never been so angry at- well, she had never been angry at richie before, but what tabitha had just texted her… this was treason and betrayal of the worst kind. she was practically fuming when she spotted the band manager looking rather chill and enjoying the party a few feet away from her. “ i cannot be-lieve you would do this to me. ” the drama queen states when she gets close enough to an oblivious richie. “ why why why why would you tell that- that awful boy to join the band ? and behind my back as well ? does my friendship mean nothing to you ? ” if this last question feels loaded with melodrama it´s simply because it is an actual line from sylvie´s favorite soap opera ( which she has quoted subconsciously a few times before ).

“ also, being completely objective and unselfish - ” this is a lie. “ - i think... no, i know, that having major in static avenue can affect the band negatively. ” she says that last part in a whisper, and then thinks to herself; i do not know how exactly, but i know it to be true !

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understanding poetry is very simple. poems are good when they make you sit on your kitchen floor and scream

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SEX AND THE CITY (1998-2004)

3.07 | “Drama Queens”

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“ mabel, sweetheart ! ” being the eternal only child, sylvie believes that mabel must be her sister in an alternate universe. she also thinks it is a shame that they are not related in this one as well. can you adopt someone in a sibling way? is that a thing? if not, it reaaaally should be. “ no luck. have not found it yet, but i believe it will find its way to me again. ” that is her fancy way of saying that she is very a bit terrified to poke through major’s space. though maybe she should accept her friend’s help, sylvie does not feel like losing that bag tonight. “ do not fret about it sweet, we can and will find it later. and oh, thank you for the info, the longer i can avoid heath’s worrisome state, the better. ”

she smiles as she combs mabel’s hair with her fingers. “ how much have you had to drink tonight? you are looking rather flushed. ”

who: sylvie chakrabarti ( @uptownbird ) where: major's rager, probably on the couch

" OH — there you are ! " a little pep in her step as mabel finds sylvie sitting on the couch. glossed lips turn up into a smile, before cracking into a grin ; the ice in her cup rattles as she stumbles a bit, cheeks flushed with the buzz that's been brewing since ... three long island iced teas ( or whatever concoction of cheap liquor she'd mixed up a while ago ), around when she saw sylvie's bag. speaking of, " did you find your bag yet ? i didn't see it on the way over here. " said as she splays across sylvie's thighs, serene smile replacing her grin. ah, yes. rest. hours of working a room makes you tired, after all. no thought to her poor babysitter, though, " we could go look for it, if you want ! like a little scavenger hunt. we should super avoid the bathroom, though. i think heath's tweaking out in there. "

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BOOKSMART (2019) dir. Olivia Wilde

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major’s voice might be sylvie’s least favorite sound ever, which was an issue since they were part of the same band. ( the first time she saw him at rehearsal, she went home and screamed into her pillow for so long that her lungs burnt ). relax sylvie, do not make a fool out of yourself, and be a lady. “ i do not like beer. which you would know if you ever listened to anyone that was not yourself. ” she looks at her sidekick flip phone, “ or maybe you have maggots stuck inside your ears. you should get checked you know? ” sylvie feels soooooo cool saying this, which is why she pretends to be soooooo unbothered. “ and why do you care? i am not the only one talking in the groupchat, but i am the only one you take time to bother. maybe if you cleaned this place once in a while i would not comment on it. ” and, scene. that is enough, now walk away with grace sylvie.

in her books, major was a loathsome man, and she did hate him, but maybe if she thought about that long enough, she would realize that this intensified rage against him hid something else about herself. easier to blame everything on him though. surprisingly easy.

"Yo, girl, nobody fuckin' forced you to come. I know the fuck I didn't." Major could be cool. Major could ignore anything if he just simply tried hard enough - and man, was Sylvie was easy to ignore at first! He wasn't sure how they had crossed paths in the first place, like, before they had fallen into bed with each other. As far as social groups went, they might as well have been from different planets. Made it pretty easy not to see her when they had no reason to be within 100 feet of each other... His forced entry into Static Avenue, (thanks, Richie!) pretty much ruined that one for him, though. Major had gone from the comfort of knowing he'd never see her again to regularly scheduled visits, courtesy of her keys, and the strings on his bass guitar. That was pretty much just life for Major Banks, though. Fucked at every turn. "If you wanna have a beer and be cool, then have a beer, and be cool," Major took a gulp of his own. "Otherwise..."

"Go talk shit somewhere else. Don't care if you do it, just - like I said. Go do it behind my back. Ain't about getting disrespected in my own place and shit."

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why is there no emoji for pinky promises. what have we come to as a society

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NEW GIRL 04.02 “Dice”