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I don’t know what’s up with him lately. He does this nasty move a lot to the enemies…….and I love it lol. I love his poisoning damage. I love the poison command code. And. I. Love. You. Robin! ♡

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★ 【五日】 「FGOまとめ１ 」☆ ⊳ robin hood (fate/grand order) ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter

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fate/extra last encore || robin hood

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“Loxley, turn thy gaze over to eye.” Thus a chocolate were shoved into the merry man mouth.

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    As the King asked for Loxley to turn his gaze a part of the merry men sensed that the man might do something untowardly. Still, he turns in spite of his own caution as curiosity always triumphs over reason for him at times. But he had no idea what to expect when suddenly the king shoved chocolate into his mouth. The sweet treat being shoved into his mouth nearly choked the man. Especially considering the king wore a steel gauntlet that almost hurt pulling back coughing but then chewing on the treat and eating it. 

   “Can’t ye at least forewarn I of impending chocolate treat?” He questioned as he moves his hand over his mouth. Licking the remains off his lips before realizing that the other had given him a gift for Valentine’s Day. Though he wasn’t about to inform the other it more of a romantic day knowing the other enjoyed sharing such luxuries with him. The other seemed so proud of himself in sharing the delicious treat with him. To which the merrymen, in all honesty, can’t deny he enjoyed the treat once avoided almost choking.

    “Hmm, where did thou get this? Did thee get tis chocolate from the cafeteria?” He questions with slight interest though also wondering if the other has received chocolate. He must have for Richard is a handsome fellow even if his personality is an odd sort.

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outofarrows;

    Heya just here to say I’m not dead, and also have you heard of Bardcore? Because listen to this medieval rendition of Pumped up Kicks and I can imagine Robin enjoying this.

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   “It’s almost Valentine’s day,” He’s just musing considering the master has been working nonstop at the chocolate factory.

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aeronotch‌:

Seems like the Real one here didn’t hold back any punches. That’s fine. In fact, he preferred it to tiptoeing around the issue like all those politics and shadows of those fancy noble courts with their noses high up another’s arse to see the people—

“Starting with the big guns, huh?”

Careful to make sure the cigarette doesn’t fall out of his hand, he holds his hand out before himself as though he were going to carry something in it. He imagines a loaf of bread in his hand, curling his hand a little to match the shape. Oddly enough, it’s not difficult to recall the memory, blaming his saint graph for engraving it onto his soul (in a sense).

“I wanted to eat.”

He doesn’t bother elaborating on it. There’s nothing noble about wanting to eat, and those damn nobles and their so called ‘taxes’ and whatnot stealing all their resources. All he wanted to do was get them back. Unlike all those other towns folk, he does something about it. Getting the food back for them too made it easier for him to get food later.

“Helping people was just a consequence I got to deal with.”

Dragging his hand back, he takes a drag, exhaling deeply. He stares ahead, but all he’s seeing is the past. The night falls on their campfire; a shadowed figure lying against a tree, staring at an ‘old friend.’ He blinks and the phantoms fade before his eyes.

“Sure, people praise ya, but when trouble heads their way—they’d sell ya for a shilling.”

   “You are definitely much nobler then I in your starting point,” The Thief of Sherwood spoke bluntly with a small chuckle even if it was simply a consequence. As he was more then well aware of humans being willing to sell you out. He puts on a friendly and open demeanor but he never did dare to extend a hand or be as friendly as stories say.

     “I mean, everyone desires to eat that is a common need nothing wrong with it. Even I have stolen for food, so it's no surprise that if you share the food and everyone sings your praises. Even if just wanted the food yourself.” He spoke out loud as if was cheering for the other himself with a kind of cheer in his voice. This man was never one to hold back he either went all in or not at all since had been allowed to ask it only natural would go with the first thing that came to mind. As the other seemed to get lost in thought he takes a moment humming softly.

     “But I am also aware that people will sell you for less for gold or to save their skin, I learned this harsh lesson myself and it never easy.” He noted casually as it was neither noble nor something of nature. People were selfish and greedy that will take and take whether they are good or not. Just like not all Robin Hoods are from such noble starts and the one of Loxley can never claim such a thing. But as he claps his hands decided to let the other not linger on such things.

    “Ask me a question now, since I prodded you it only fair you take a stab at me. Whatever you desire to know and ask no restraints since I went right for the origin.” Loxley spoke and he truly meant it. While the other saw phantoms the man himself felt his own curiosity only grow.

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   Just kind of shakes her head when is paged by King Richard, “The things I learned by living with men is that you should just let them be. Trust me you don’t want to be dragged into their affair.”

‘He’ hearing some conflicting arguments between the male species. Can the female legends just adopt him now? Pages Loxley’s lady of the woods cause she is the last hope.

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poor Dr. Roman…

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   “YOU GOD DAMN LYING, SNAKE IN THE GRASS, BLOODY DEVIL FUCKER!”

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outofarrows; 

   First day after not rping Robin for months and poor boy gets hit by a semen demon balloon. He never asked for this.

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burdensword‌:

“ The only thing that goes in BALLOONS…oh! My former MASTER SHIROU has taught me they contain air to help their form expand. Although I was uncertain for condom balloons to contain frosting as well. Perhaps we could request for MASTER to obtain balloons with frosting. How is that inappropriate, ROBIN? ”

   “...Aww, you’re so innocent. Kinda makes it hard for me to want to tell you exactly what it is.” He mutters the last part to himself as trying, to tell the truth, is difficult, “ I mean yes balloons are filled with air but this is a bit different these are condom... Um... They are used for sexual purposes to be filled with... Things.”

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flowermaguss‌:

“That’s Semen Demon to you, Hoodie boy!”

Why did he shout that so proudly? Still, the arrow pierced his knee, which made Merlin hiss a bit in pain, but he left it in there for now. “You know what this calls for? Homing attacks!” Yep, one of the balloons was glowing an ethereal blue, and was thrown at Robin Hood with greater speed. One could assume what would happen next.

   “Why do you sound so proud!?!?”

   You would think an arrow to the knee would make Merlin think twice about throwing his balloons at the rogue. Though as the other hissed in pain it seemed somehow he was even more determined. Unfortunately, he had no counter to god damn magic homing attack and despite trying to avoid it the damn thing hit him. Hard.

    It broke on his person staining his green cloak with white and he trembled with rage and disgust. It wasn’t a lot but knowing where it came from was enough, “...I hope you have some last words.” His voice seemed to lower a pitch as he had a death glare in his eyes pointing his arrows at the man. “Die!”

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flowermaguss‌:

“Not the first time I’ve been told.”

Merlin coyly remarked, while making sure not ever use his staff and simply have fun throwing the seemingly endless amount of Jizz Balloons. “Come on Robin Hood, don’t you want to see the robin underneath my hood?” Oh great, now he insulted the other’s name too.

     “Not interested you damned demon!”

   Robin sneered as had avoided some more ‘balloons’ but this time he shoots an arrow at the mage. He will purge the evil Incubus demon from Chaldea even if only temporary the other deserved several arrows in him like a pin cushion!

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   “Oh no no no, Merlin is using a very VERY terrible inappropiate thing. In a condom balloon you know the only thing that goes in those right?”

“ What kind of WHITE SURPRISE is MERLIN offering everyone? Perhaps it’s the cream ARCHER puts on cakes. ”

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   “King Richard, if you see that damned Wizard just use your Noble Phantasm to get rid of him. No hesitation.”

Respect has gone down questionably. 

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flowermaguss‌:

“Haha, I got more where that came from!” Of course Robin would be getting some puns to go along with the white balloons being thrown his way. “That is my name, the Dick Wizard and you will soon see what a load I have to carry with me all the time, Robin Hood!”

   “There is something VERY wrong with you.” 

     He hisses as he REFUSED to get hit by any of them not even a little wondering how the hell this incubus can have so many. The guy should be ANCIENT. Without a thought, he summoned his bow about ready to murder the cock wizard. Dodging away from the caster suddenly thankful that his biggest friends were speed and agility. 

   “Stay away from me you pervert!”