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Ur dum slut finally got her first vape since the new year!!

Note challenge time!!!

Every note on this post is a hit from my new vape! Every reblog counts as 3!

Every ask I get tonight I'll do a bong hit as well!!

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The thought of a man accidentally spilling liquor on himself whilst trying to drink makes me go feral. That’s super sexy of you and I am not liable for what happens next.

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Keep handing me shots and telling me to take another~ sometimes replace it with water to see if I notice and when I stop- promise to use me like you promised? 🥺💖

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it’s honestly sooooo hot to be so fucked up you have no idea whats going on and are totally disoriented. idk why I even bother watching things with people when I’m at that level cuz all I do is zone tf out, slump on the couch, blink dumbly at the screen and go “wuz happening?” every few minutes.

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intox kink is the natural evolution of somno. you want me barely conscious and unable to fight back or even know what’s happening? drug me then

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Need to be praised for every hit off the pen until i am literally braindead im sorry

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Daydreaming (or maybe just like actually dreaming it is like 1am) about tricking a cute boy into smoking more after he’s already smoked a whole bunch of weed by telling him that THIS weed will make him more awake and alert oh wait that made you feel even floatier and dumber well THIS one will make you feel more awake and alert oh wait no THIS

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A friend of mine was looking up CBD candles to see if they could get someone high, and while it looks like they’re not at that level (as far as we could find) I couldn’t help but fantasize about waxplay with a weed-candle, like, having a friend sit with their legs out so I could run the candle under their nose while wax drips onto their thighs, each hot little drop snapping them out of their stoned stupor for a split second with a cute little yelp

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friend who won't stop asking how you feel after you drink what they gave you. for no reason probably

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Fuck it I’ll do one of these games

For every note this gets I’ll do one (1) gulp from whatever I’m drinking tomorrow. That includes each reblog and Like. This offer ends on 5 PM est

My ask box will be open, I’ll do the same (one gulp) per ask. This part of the game will stay open until I pass out

If I think of anything else I’ll add it

EDIT: I didn’t think it’d actually go above double digit notes lmao gotta stick it back to gulps instead of individual drinks lmao sorry!

EDIT 2: tempted to make it two gulps per now tho 🤔

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Thinking about drink mixing rn

I hate the taste of vodka, so I always try to mix it with whatever I have on hand. soda, juice, whatever but imagine

You’ve been mixing me drinks all night. I’m not really paying attention to how many I’ve had, cause I told you to mix them light, but you’ve been making them progressively more and more alcoholic each time. I can’t taste the alcohol in them. In fact, they taste amazing, and even though I’m kinda bloated I definitely want to keep drinking. One drink tastes funny, but i just tell you to make me another and we’ll I gotta finish it anyways, right? And the next one tastes just fine! Although my tongue is kind of numb for some reason? By the tenth drink, it’s pure vodka and I’m drinking it like water, too wasted to realize what’s really going on 🥵

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Tossing you around while I fuck you because you're my pretty little ragdoll and I can use you however I want.

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tw: light intox

catboy who claims he doesn’t smoke but loves to crawl in your lap, and sit in your face whenever you light the blunt. because he secretly loves it when you blow smoke in his face and get him high.

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Strip trauma dumping

You start at either the most recent or least damaging event and then work back towards the first or worst incidents.

Every time you start a new story, you have to remove a piece of clothing.

Too many incidents and not enough clothes?

Once you're completely naked you would progress to physical acts of gradually increasing significance.

Wanna add intox? One of the options could be taking a shot or a hit on a bong.

Or maybe everytime you start a new story it would be up to me what you do, removing clothing, doing something or taking something.

Just a cute date idea I had <3

(do it with me)

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Date idea: bar hopping and I try a new cocktail at each place until I can’t stand up straight. Then we go back home and you make me drink until I pass out [and then fuck me…] 😇

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You can take another hit for me, can't you bunny? Breathe deep and hold it in - was that too much? Is the room spinning? Come crawl into my lap and I'll hold you still. No, don't worry about my hands. It's better if they're crawling up your shirt - I'll take care of you.

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Giving you a ride home from a party you got wasted at just to fuck you in the back seat while you’re passed out drunk