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DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION

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being gen z is using chatgpt to synthesize a long legal contract bc Ian Reading Allat

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why do ppl lie abt stupid shit? can you grow a pair and defend your mindless behavior

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google wants me to kill my mothafuckin self

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hi :3

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misery loves conpany. i’m back

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why does the demon king make his sons hot

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I CANT

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oh my fucjing god i cannot believe this was the glow up i am FUCNING CRHING

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i’m not arguing with morons i’m above this atp

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broooo ik i’m not ovulating bc i jusf finished my period but i’d give this dude the sloppiest head

i literally don’t care he could get it whenever wherever whatever idc idc idccc

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girl if you don’t get the fuck out of here??????!!!!

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i’m so tired of politicians falling back on the excuse that what they’re dealing with are “unprecedented situations.” SET THE FUCKING PRECEDENT THEN ASSHOLE DONT TUCK YOUR TAIL BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE A BLUEPRINT FOR WHAT TO DO DO WHAT THE FUCK IS BEST FOR THE PEOPLE

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Ur sooo boring

mwah 💋

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omw to kick some shit up

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finding out solar panels only have an efficiency of 23% is the worst thing to ever happen to me

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1. towels

2. putting away/washing dishes

3. putting things away

4. cleaning brushes

5. sweeping