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BigFeet has been spotted, but Bigfoot is still at large!
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Government Secret #465
The Presidential election will actually be decided by a penis measuring contest. Unfortunately, Donald Trump will win because we all know that he is the biggest dick in America.
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A dinosaur being delivered to the Boston Museum of Science, 1984
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Tennis racket through Jell-O by the Slow Mo Guys
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The ‘turn-on’ ‘turn-off’ game. Ask me something and I will tell you if it is a turn-on or turn-off.
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Bad writing does nothing, changes nothing, educates no emotions, rewires no inner circuitry - we close its covers with the same metaphysical confidence in the universality of our own interface as we did when we opened it. But great writing - great writing forces you to submit to its vision. You spend the morning reading Chekhov and in the afternoon, walking through your neighbourhood, the world has turned Chekhovian; the waitress in the cafe offers a non- sequitur, a dog dances in the street.
Zadie Smith, “Fail Better” (via diaphanousblack)
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WE RIDE!
WE FIGHT!
We love….*wink*
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After seven months apart, I've finally been reunited with one of my top five Homo sapiens #westcoastisstillbestcoast
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How does one get Dr Who in America?
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