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normalize ‘i’m willing to work on it’ instead of ‘thats just how i am’

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Give yourself a big hug for making it through this year.

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“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

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Recipe for guilt-free doughnuts.

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can Not stop randomly saying "den i throw da bones at james" to myself

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now that jimmy carter is dead can i just say what an absolute power move it was for him to run for governor of georgia with segregation as his platform, only to do a complete 180 once in office. insane

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Note from Anon: Please tell me im not stupid and other people mispronounced it.

-submit your poll!-

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Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits

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riverdale was not great because it asked what if everyone was gay. what if two girls who have never felt at home in their bodies or their (heterosexual) relationships were intergalactic soulmates the whole time. what if the homophobic cop and bigoted uncle were secretly together and got murdered by betty’s ex-half brother while cruising for a third. what if the ex-half brother was a cam boy criminal gay married to her real half brother fbi agent. what if the mommy issues caricature was a dominatrix and tormented her daughter because she had been taught that her own same-sex tendencies were “impure”. IT WAS GREAT BECAUSE THEY STILL FOUND THE TIME TO QUEERBAIT.

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nice argument. however i have already drawn myself as a three inch tall fairy getting fingerblasted by two lesbians and you as a malnourished squirrel

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they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now

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oh no cigarettes for me thanks i just wanted to be in this dank alleyway with you

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peoplw on here will be like im a creepy nasty pervert im a nasty yukcky gross gay im gonna get you but they juist like looking at fanart of an anime boy they like with a nosebleed or something and no they dont jerk off to it they just give it a sick twisted smile and go yes this will go beautifully on my carrd