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Wildest thing to me about the online safety act is that parental controls already exist on every device. Like my mp3 player has a parental controls option. Like why should i have to give up my privacy and risk my data being leaked because some people cant be bothered to check that their kids are safe online

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does anyone else think that its crazy (remembers i’m in discourse time-out this week) how the wind blowing thru the grass is so common yet so beautiful. one of many marvelous experiences in this wonderful life

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I just found out we can like comments now??? Omg war is over 😭😭

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haters do not want you to know this but if you pick up something heavy every day it will eventually stop being quite as heavy. this is because the heavy thing, having witnessed your dedication, begins to yield its essence to you. and you, in turn, begin to absorb that essence into your own being. this is what makes people strong. the more essence you absorb, the stronger you become, and the more respect you command from the world around you.

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���And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep.”

— Unknown

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There should be a word for the microscopic spark of hope that you dare not entertain in case the mere act of acknowledging it will cause it to vanish, like trying to look at a photon.

Terry Pratchett, Mort

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we need to invent a way to explain how deep running and pervasive and subliminal racism and antiblackness is without immediately sounding like an insane conspiracy theorist

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first of all, through the power of tape anything is possible, so jot that down

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good morning it's don't crash out Thursday where we try our hardest not to crash out. on Thursday

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you've been scrolling for a little bit, you're due for a random encounter soon. be careful okay

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I used to be a proficient googler who never wasted a word but since Google is near useless no matter how good you are at it now I have reverted to just typing in entire questions like an old person

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Bro

bro..

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"A snack? For me?"

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this is actually legitness

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who keeps breaking into my freezer and replacing the trays full of little water with ice cubes