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Very poorly

Las nevadas becomes the next place to have the most portant lore points meet

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a whole page ft. drista because she is the single greatest thing that’s happened to the smp

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Well I think he finally stopped being thirsty after the discs and kidnapped Michael, maybe he'll make Tubbo attack Charlie and get Quackity to kill him im revenge

So...it's been a few days since Dream escaped the prison...how are we all feeling about his plan to attack Charlie??

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Techno finally does another lore stream which reveals that Dream has been telling him a lot of things from exile and hes all 'i am a god' and techno finally realizes that that dude is probably gonna be like, a big tyrant or sumn shit

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This aged poorly

Las nevadas becomes the next place to have the most portant lore points meet

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Soooo, Beeduo amirite

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Yet, the rumors of a book that could resurrect people has been spreading around, everyone but Ant knowing and going on their merry way to resurrect their dead friend

the badlands get together to bake a red velvet cake every year on the anniversary of his death. ant always finds a way to end up alone, he appreciates it all but it’s overwhelming being around his happier friends.

the anniversary post egg was the hardest he’d ever gone through. the only hope he’d ever had to get velvet back had just been crushed. he sat in the ruins of his and jack’s gingerbread house, eating a slice of the red velvet cake the rest of the badlands helped him make (mostly bad), and cried until all the snow around him melted.

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A ripple in the universe surges through you

The universe looks at you and agrees

i just think sapnap should be allowed to go apeshit, as a treat

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Im right and you should say it

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Punz cracks his way out of the eggs clutches to kick Quackity's ass cause he destroyed Purpleds UFO

I want Tommy to kick Q's ass for Fundy, fox boi doesnt deserve this

Puffy, please beat Quackity the fuck up and savr your son, go into big Papa mode

Wilbur

Also, can someone save the slime man on the way?

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Quackity and Wilbur being commited to a hate-love relationship, Quackity just keeps pulling the bad cards

First schlatt now this? And sapnap and Karl were actually good for quackers but have so many problems going on its just,,, maaaan

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Fucking, can

Can we have more Drista someday? Like, dude i miss that chaotic gremlin child way too much

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Technoblade when he sees government

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Everyone always talks about how Phil will break Techno out with the enderpearl stasis chamber, cause that was written in Techno's will, probably

I think that Wilbur has to have gotten his dramatic sense of entry making from somewhere

And that somewhere is Philza

*queue in Phil coming with THE plan ever, obliterating everything in his path to free Techno*

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Punz cracks his way out of the eggs clutches to kick Quackity's ass cause he destroyed Purpleds UFO

I want Tommy to kick Q's ass for Fundy, fox boi doesnt deserve this

Puffy, please beat Quackity the fuck up and savr your son, go into big Papa mode

Wilbur

Also, can someone save the slime man on the way?

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So, but

Dream is working with Quackity

And they actually pretend the whole beating up stuff to build up Sams trust

And then he gives Quackity a key and everything for the prison so he can get in there to "interogate" Dream

And he breaks dream out, just like that

Just

Like

That

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Las nevadas becomes the next place to have the most portant lore points meet