unicorn-wrath
unicorn-wrath
a Random Metal Container
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~ I came here to waste my time and I'm doing such a great job ~ đŸŒ±
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unicorn-wrath · 1 day ago
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unicorn-wrath · 2 days ago
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unicorn-wrath · 3 days ago
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unicorn-wrath · 3 days ago
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unicorn-wrath · 9 days ago
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unicorn-wrath · 9 days ago
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lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna
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unicorn-wrath · 9 days ago
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“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 
Make her shorter if you must
Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 
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unicorn-wrath · 10 days ago
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Game studios learn to optimize your fucking games challenge.
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Who the fuck do you think you are? You are a toy. A glorified slinky.
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unicorn-wrath · 10 days ago
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You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me
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unicorn-wrath · 13 days ago
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unicorn-wrath · 14 days ago
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unicorn-wrath · 14 days ago
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"every possible kind of content can be found on the internet" yeah sure except for the One fucking thing I'm looking for. why does no one want to talk about the One Singular thing I'm looking for. but yeah other than that everything is on here.
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unicorn-wrath · 15 days ago
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unicorn-wrath · 16 days ago
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caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes
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unicorn-wrath · 16 days ago
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idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either
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unicorn-wrath · 17 days ago
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Seen someone say “I can’t die, I got graves to dance on that hasn’t been dug yet.” And honestly, that goes hard. We need to keep that energy.
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unicorn-wrath · 17 days ago
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WHERE IS SHE?
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WHERE DID THEY TOOK HER?
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