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how about instead of paying $30 for a live action mulan, which has received multiple criticisms for appropriation and misrepresentation of chinese culture and also is a terrible movie, everyone watches phineas and ferb: candace against the universe for free, which is a good movie without appropriation issues and made me bawl like a baby

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Phineas and Ferb: Candace Against the Universe spoilers without context

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violet’s dates are continuously interrupted by sunny and beatrice II following them stacked on top of eachother in a trenchcoat

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Count olaf can shape shift

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asoue but Klaus drinks actual water

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sunny baudelaire is truly beatrice’s daughter, as evidenced by her continuing in the grand tradition of stealing things from esmé squalor

exhibit a: the sugar bowl

exhibit b: a very in coat made from the feathers of a rare species of bat

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Anon: Kit/Dewey/Olaf have a sleepover. 

I accidentally deleted the original message along with my first pass at this prompt, but I’ve recreated it. 

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still having emotions about Quigley… in the book, he and Violet have this one exchange that’s like…

“So you set off to the Mortmain Mountains by yourself?” Violet asked.

“Not quite by myself,” Quigley said. “I had this backpack that Jacques left behind, with the Verdant Flammable Devices and a few other items, and I had my commonplace book. And eventually, I ran into the Snow Scouts, and realized that hiding among them would be the quickest way to reach Mount Fraught.”

DUDE. “I wasn’t alone, I had a backpack and a notebook!” That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard.

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asoue but violet carries duct tape

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Anon: Kit/Dewey/Olaf have a sleepover. 

I accidentally deleted the original message along with my first pass at this prompt, but I’ve recreated it. 

@madlovve @sweet-bun-love @saurix5

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when violet baudelaire said “i can’t leave you here how are you going to get out” and then sunny baudelaire tied up her hair and said “ill invent something” and then violet said “how did you get to be so brave” and then sunny pointed at her

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“He turned to the three siblings, who could see he had tears in his eyes. ‘Oh, Baudelaires,’ he said, ‘I am so relieved to see that you are alive. Your parents —‘“

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The Baudelaires are finally safe from the treachery of the world. Beatrice Baudelaire the Second is safe with Lemony Snicket. Quigley Quagmire finally found his siblings, Duncan and Isadora, and now they can happily search for their best friends. Fiona and Fernald are happy, and can put the treacherous things they have done behind them, and become more noble people. Everything is okay. 

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“Uncle Lemony in the library! He insisted on not taking any pictures of him, but I insisted back, obviously. For some reason photos of him usually come out as blurry anyway.”

That’s what is written on the back, in the handwriting of Beatrice Baudelaire II, who kindly gave me this photo.

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Lemony Snicket trying to be a good uncle to Beatrice the second

For: @iamgayiamgaybutreallyiampan

I’m not sure this is exactly what you wanted but I really hope you like it🖤