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Same, Dragon. Same.

pros and cons of scaring the shit out of ur big ass truck bf

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I remember watching this scene for the first time and thinking it was so cool.

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Jack "I know you don't mean any harm, but you'd better not use that omission...Miko"

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GREETINGS my thoughts are once again plagued with thoughts of the teenage bug queen and I'm making it your problem.

You mentioned that miko just sorta bullshits her way to success and that gave me an idea. Imagine if she accidentally recruited megatrons forces

How does one accidentally get recruit a bunch of vehicons you ask? Apperantly by going on a rant about how much megatron sucks while capturing an energon mine and only realizing you have more of an audience then intended when the miners their start cheering and swearing loyalty.

Miko just sort if rolls with this development, she can hand a couple miners after all. But apperently she was being recorded and those miners sent the video to their friends, who sent it to theirs friends, and so on until like a dozen is turned into several dozens showing up at that mine to swear loyalty. By the end of it all a routine energon raid has granted her roughly fifty new recruits, an energon mine plus coordinates to even more, and whatever tech and weaponry the vehicons could get their hands on when they left.

Hellllllllooooo 👋 :D. Great idea lad.

Yeah Miko is somehow extremely competent but only by accident 99% of the time. She's at this point is half convinced Unicron or something is messing with her.

Anyways I bet her main part of her speech would be pointing out the hypocrisy of Megatron. He started the war so there would be no more caste systems or anyone might be treated as disposable anymore. Megatron now though sees all organic life as below him, treats the Vehicons as disposable cannon fonder, and just overall a cruel dictator. Vehicons are literally working in the mines against their will! Doesn't that sound similar to anyone??! Hint hint Sentinel.

I feel like with Miko now going to be heavily involved in transformers matters she would be taught by the autobots and Insecticons the full story of the war. It would give her a very unique perspective having learned from both sides. She definitely now knows things about the Autobots she rather not know but she has to learn about them.

She ends her speech talking about why do the Vehicons work for Megatron?! Is it out some old loyalty to the cause, they are too scared to, or they just think that's what they are "made" for? Regardless of the answer her feelings are still the same if Megatronous can rise up from the mines and change the status quo why can't the Vehicons? After finishing ranting to I imagine someone on the phone she would notice she was now surrounded by vehicons. They are in shock, after a second of awkward silence the Vehicons start cheering for her and exclaiming their new loyalties. Miko internally is like I did it again haven't I? She is relatively calm at first what's an extra couple of Vehicons?

Then every Vehicon in the mine is now just trying to tell or shove anything relatively useful at her. Which she is grateful for don't get her wrong but calm down guys please. It takes a lot of gentle parenting leadership into cooling everyone down. Miko talks about how Megatron is definitely going to notice 50 missing Vehicons and they need preparations to take them in. So she's like what if a third of you stay with Megatron, here me out and like be spies? You can mess up the deceptions' plans and recruit more bots! Know one wouldn't suspect a thing! You just say the others were destroyed in a cave-in. Not like megatron going to care. The Vehicons happily agree to the plan! After everyone and energon is all gone they set up explosives and detonate the mine. This one of those rare times Miko is competent on purpose.

After everyone is settled she calls the Autobots and explains everything. By the end their jaws are dropped except Magnus who is a little smug (Very much smug) about this whole situation.

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Happy Momoyo Day!

It's her birthday today.

She doesn't actually keep track of what day it is, so she hasn't realized it. But that doesn't make it not true.

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merry christmas 🎄

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He is SO CUTE AAAAAA

more of that bug.

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I wonder how Ratchet reacts when he finds out.

in the middle of writing my bot with a baby au fic and now i'm thinking about one of the kids slapping this on ratchet's door and ratchet not realizing it until bulkhead and arcee start giggling

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I mean.. Ok? Sister told me to do it, it's not even my idea but I like it, ratchet is perfect 😌❤️

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this joke has definitely been done before but it'll never not be funny to me ✌️

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He was so real for that.....one of my favourite scenes from the final episodes, dude just wants to be appreciated 😭

One "thank you" and he's on team Prime, imagine if Optimus praised Screamer a little bit

Yes, this is how my superior brain saw the scene

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I just listen to Touhou music. ALR, Akatsuki, Sound Holic, you name it.

It’s literally that simple

Friend: “hey my son can’t concentrate on his homework. He chooses to do literally anything else everytime. He said his head doesn’t feel like it.”

Me: “Did you give him music?”

Friend: “No! No tech until he’s done! He doesn’t need more distracted.”

Me:

“k, bring me the child”

*Go to her house*

*points to the obviously ADHD boy struggling with his homework*

Me: “so your head doesn’t feel like doing homework?”

Son: “yeah. It would rather do ANYTHING else.”

Me: *unwrapping earbuds* here, listen to this for an hour while you do it.

French voice: 1hr later

Son: “k I’m done! :-)”

Friend: “wow, what’d you give him? Concentra, Adderall, Ritalin‽”

Me: “Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics” and some lo-fi.

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ALXNLANXNALXNSN ANOTHER TOUHOU & TRANSFORMERS FAN AAAAAAAAAAAA

FUN FACT THERE IS A PIANO ARRANGEMENT OF THAT SONG THAT I FUCKING LOVE: https://youtu.be/HmXu8ZA8Be8?si=_fqXyIBh8U1jDbOF

"The Earth The Primes Loved"

title from this 10/10 song here

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“EY MITTS OFF”

✈️: "Don't touch me😡"

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Reblog if you wouldn't forget him