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Tommy fumbled so bad cause what do you mean you broke up with a man that pretty

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Buying red in ear headphones so it looks like my ears are bleeding cause I'm trying to live out my grifters bone survivor life

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Did jon's powers start showing in s2? he talks about how he doesn't know If Agnes' cult has a name so he has started to refer to it in his notes as the cult of the lightless flame in episode 67 but in episode 87 Gertrude talks about the cult of the lightness flame but how would she know to call it that if its a name Jon made up. Someone please tell me if this is a continuity error or if I've just missed something cause its driving me mad!!!

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You ever think about how intertwined Buck's relationship with Tommy is with Eddie. Every scene of them has Eddie in it or talking about Tommy comes with talking about Eddie,

I can't stop thinking about the fact that when Eddie says, "You know when you meet someone and you just click," Buck responds with "I do, I really do" like I'm sorry how tf was that about Tommy, we never see Buck and Tommy's first interaction but Buck and Eddie's was made such a big thing in 02x01 and was pretty much the main plot of that episode

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I fear my fate was sealed to become a film student the moment I watched my first film theory video

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Rip stanley you would have loved Avon

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i love saying “i’m being normal about it” bc i’m actually a filthy fucking liar and i’ve never been normal about anything a single day in my life

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In "Hen begins" Chimney is talking about the fact that he doesn't get invited to the BBQs that the rest of the 118 have which okay passing comment they're arseholes we knew this but it gets worse when you realise Chimney had been there for 5 years that's 5 years of birthdays, celebrations and bbqs that chimney wasn't invited to because he's Asian

now compare that to s1-5 of 9-1-1 and think about all the times the 118 go out, celebrate, have fun and how it makes the characters feel so much more real because they have those connections and they're a family. Chimney didn't get that properly till Hen showed up. In conclusion Fuck Gerrard I hope he dies in hospital (Also I'm not saying this was just Gerrard's fault everyone at the 118 at that point is responsible in some way of another INCLUDING TOMMY)

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BUCK LEARNED FROM YOU, HEN!

2x15

Hen: Buck, you're lopsided.

Buck: Should we even be doing this?

Hen: Yes.

Buck: Chimney said he didn't want us to make a big deal about his first day back.

Hen: He didn't mean it. That's way too low.

Buck: I'm just saying, maybe we should respect the guy's wishes.

Hen: Okay, you know what we're not doing? Respecting wishes. We're hanging a banner, we're having cake and we're gonna show him how much we love him.

7x06

Buck: Well, I was thinking maybe you could give him a call.

Hen: No. I'm not calling him. He told you he didn't want this party.

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Does anybody else struggle listening to tmp statements it might just be i have issues with audio processing but i can barely make out any of the statements where as in tma i find it a lot easy to listen to

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Bearded dragons are the ultimate gaslighters cause when he runs across the floor he'll look freakishly skinny and ill think im underfeeding him then when he lays on his rock and spreads out i realise hes actually completely normal and is just a greedy prick

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Omg what if the 🐝nado forms because Tommy, the evil mastermind spy that he is, coats his helicopter's rotor blades with honey, waits until a 🐝jillion bees have gathered above the helicopter, and then lets the blades spin while evil-laughing maniacally. The rotor spin wind suction mabob causes a MASSIVE whirlwind of 🐝s 🤯

If this isn't canon I will write angry anon fanmail to random 911 fans and accuse them of *spins a wheel* jaywalking. /jk jk........ unless 👀 /jk

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The joke that Testerone basically turns you into a werewolf is so true becuase why am i growing hair everywhere and craving raw meat

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i think abt the shooting scene literally every single day bro like yeah ill crawl under this fire truck for you. ill pull you, limp and dying, one handed out from under the fire truck, bleeding and screaming. ill gain the adrenaline to pick you up and put you in the truck. ill push the paramedics out of the way to get to you. i will bandage you up. you will ask if im okay, but its your blood im covered in. its terrifying for us both, but theres nothing i wouldnt do for you.

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WAS IT CASUAL WHEN THE FIRST THING YOU SAID TO ME AFTER GETTING FUCKING SHOT WAS "are you hurt?" WHEN YOU SAW YOUR BLOOD ON MY FACE????

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whenever people are like ‘who’s your favourite character in 911’, it’s like … babe. i don’t fuckin know. depends who i’m looking at at the time. the position of the sun. the wind chill. the precipitation prediction. i love them all. i love them all way too much.