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It was your birthday about like. 5 days ago Charlie. Happy Birthday!

What would you like as a gift?

"Psssh, I don't care."

"Birthday's are just some boring thing as a reminder you exist in this ugly planet. I don't wanna remember the day I started."

"Also, birthday celebrations are for little kids."

Charlie looks away as if they didn't have much to say or nor did they care, but they slowly looked back.

"..."

"I kinda like coloured papers I guess..."

A small noise of air came from behind her, which made her immediately glance behind to see Eugene, who had presumably been eavesdropping.

"..."

"..."

"What are you doing here."

"I— I was just passing by! I'll be on my way..."

Charlie rolls their eyes as Eugene walks (or floats) away, while Eugene mentally made a note in their head.

Being a mortal gives Eugene a lot of advantage, including buying things themselves to not steal.

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As you can see, this post of Charlie is also short because they're a boring person 🙄

Eugene: This...

Charlie: ...This or whatever.

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Uh, hi. I have question. How good is everyone here with riddles?

I got a fitting one (found it online): What room do ghosts avoid?

tbh its more like a pun though. that's the only hint I'll give. have fun :]

That's so silly I'll give it to you XD

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‹Eugene›:

★ Surprisingly not actually good at riddles nor puns despite being the no.1 overthinker™.

★Feels maybe a bit embarrassed if they get the answer wrong.

★ Will go "hmmmmmmm....." for a while to think about the answer despite it being simple.

★ "Oh! The bedroom because the bed reminds them of the coffin they're lowered in!"

★They tried.

‹Boss›:

★ Doesn't care for riddles, as he says, but will be a huge pro at it.

★ Right or wrong, he doesn't really care too much about it.

★ Ego will mentally boost if he gets it right.

★ "The living room." If you squint your ears, you can hear amusement in his voice.

★ You can question how he's so good at it, but he genuinely will keep his mouth shut. Or either says "I just am."

‹River›:

★ Not really much of a riddle solver. But she does like puns.

★ Honestly will keep guessing if she gets it wrong.

★ Somehow will make up answers on the spot without missing a beat.

★ "Bathroom? No?- Bedroom!— oh! Oh! The living room!"

★When she realize the meaning after a pause for few seconds, she will BURST our laughing. Holding her stomach and everything, miss ma'am finds everything funny.

‹Hayden›:

★ Mf does not understand riddles. He will look dumbfounded.

★ Typically will go for the more obvious answers his little brain could think of.

★ Never answered a pun before ngl

★ "The church?...living room? Why???"

★Once you explain it to him, he'll go "Oooohhh...." before giggling.

‹Joan›:

★ Not good at riddles, but knows the specific ones she's heard.

★ Take why'd the chicken cross the road for example.

★ She genuinely smiles a bit at the silly jokes.

★ "The....living room."

★Does a little endearing chuckle you'd hear your grandma do, it always sounds sweet to the ears.

‹Sean›:

★ Awkward giant doesn't really do riddles or puns.

★ He's not actually good at it, too busy working for goofing around :(

★ Maybe stutter a bit since he was caught off guard.

★ "Uhm...the church?"

★ You might want to tell him he's wrong, but he looks so sad you couldn't bring the heart to.

‹Charlie›:

★ Hates riddles. Their father used to question them to test their limits with it.

★ Claims to not be good at it, but will literally answer within seconds.

★ Yet her annoyed face remains unchanging.

★ "The living room."

★Then cue her walking away.

‹Mike›:

★ Actually really likes puns over riddles.

★ Giggles and kicks his feetsies mentally but will just chuckle on the outside.

★ He's a goofy guy no wonder he's good at these kind of things.

★ "The living room! Hehehe!"

★ What a stupid silly guy.

‹Luke›:

★ People would usually think this guy was a more serious man.

★ He's actually secretly a huge pro and riddle lover.

★ Has a cheeky grin after he answers, finds these little things so funny.

★ "Pfft...the living room."

★ Will cackle like an idiot.

‹Joy›:

★ She's so serious about these for some reason, like she just wants to be right.

★ Will take a while to think.

★ Thinks that one answer wrong will be the end of the world.

★ "The living room!"

★ Goes "Yes!" And pumps her fist in the air if she gets it right. Becomes devastated if she didn't.

‹Oliver›:

★ Genuinely confused, mf is actually stupid.

★ Does NOT think for a while and will just blurt out a random answer without a care.

★ He's just a little silly,,,

★ "The graveyard?"

★ Yeah Joy teased the hell out of him for getting it wrong easily.

‹Finley and Tatum (Teenagers)›:

★ Finley will actually try to think hard of the answer, while Tatum immediately says it out loud.

★ She's not really good at this kind of stuff...but Tatum is a little serious about it.

★ Both of them likes getting things right.

★ "Oh! Its-" "Living Room?!" "H-hey! I was gonna say that!"

★ Cue some small bickering :3

‹Linda›:

★ Mother is sadly not good at riddles </3

★ Will think for a bit, tapping her chin like those people in cartoons thinking.

★ Her answers are funny though. That's a plus.

★ "The Boo-ouncing castle?"

★ Let's out an chuckle if you laugh, she's confused but got the flow.

[underworld-office-fan-account]

Uh, hi. I have question. How good is everyone here with riddles?

I got a fitting one (found it online): What room do ghosts avoid?

tbh its more like a pun though. that's the only hint I'll give. have fun :]

That's so silly I'll give it to you XD

_____

‹Eugene›:

★ Surprisingly not actually good at riddles nor puns despite being the no.1 overthinker™.

★Feels maybe a bit embarrassed if they get the answer wrong.

★ Will go "hmmmmmmm....." for a while to think about the answer despite it being simple.

★ "Oh! The bedroom because the bed reminds them of the coffin they're lowered in!"

★They tried.

‹Boss›:

★ Doesn't care for riddles, as he says, but will be a huge pro at it.

★ Right or wrong, he doesn't really care too much about it.

★ Ego will mentally boost if he gets it right.

★ "The living room." If you squint your ears, you can hear amusement in his voice.

★ You can question how he's so good at it, but he genuinely will keep his mouth shut. Or either says "I just am."

‹River›:

★ Not really much of a riddle solver. But she does like puns.

★ Honestly will keep guessing if she gets it wrong.

★ Somehow will make up answers on the spot without missing a beat.

★ "Bathroom? No?- Bedroom!— oh! Oh! The living room!"

★When she realize the meaning after a pause for few seconds, she will BURST our laughing. Holding her stomach and everything, miss ma'am finds everything funny.

‹Hayden›:

★ Mf does not understand riddles. He will look dumbfounded.

★ Typically will go for the more obvious answers his little brain could think of.

★ Never answered a pun before ngl

★ "The church?...living room? Why???"

★Once you explain it to him, he'll go "Oooohhh...." before giggling.

‹Joan›:

★ Not good at riddles, but knows the specific ones she's heard.

★ Take why'd the chicken cross the road for example.

★ She genuinely smiles a bit at the silly jokes.

★ "The....living room."

★Does a little endearing chuckle you'd hear your grandma do, it always sounds sweet to the ears.

‹Sean›:

★ Awkward giant doesn't really do riddles or puns.

★ He's not actually good at it, too busy working for goofing around :(

★ Maybe stutter a bit since he was caught off guard.

★ "Uhm...the church?"

★ You might want to tell him he's wrong, but he looks so sad you couldn't bring the heart to.

‹Charlie›:

★ Hates riddles. Their father used to question them to test their limits with it.

★ Claims to not be good at it, but will literally answer within seconds.

★ Yet her annoyed face remains unchanging.

★ "The living room."

★Then cue her walking away.

‹Mike›:

★ Actually really likes puns over riddles.

★ Giggles and kicks his feetsies mentally but will just chuckle on the outside.

★ He's a goofy guy no wonder he's good at these kind of things.

★ "The living room! Hehehe!"

★ What a stupid silly guy.

‹Luke›:

★ People would usually think this guy was a more serious man.

★ He's actually secretly a huge pro and riddle lover.

★ Has a cheeky grin after he answers, finds these little things so funny.

★ "Pfft...the living room."

★ Will cackle like an idiot.

‹Joy›:

★ She's so serious about these for some reason, like she just wants to be right.

★ Will take a while to think.

★ Thinks that one answer wrong will be the end of the world.

★ "The living room!"

★ Goes "Yes!" And pumps her fist in the air if she gets it right. Becomes devastated if she didn't.

‹Oliver›:

★ Genuinely confused, mf is actually stupid.

★ Does NOT think for a while and will just blurt out a random answer without a care.

★ He's just a little silly,,,

★ "The graveyard?"

★ Yeah Joy teased the hell out of him for getting it wrong easily.

‹Finley and Tatum (Teenagers)›:

★ Finley will actually try to think hard of the answer, while Tatum immediately says it out loud.

★ She's not really good at this kind of stuff...but Tatum is a little serious about it.

★ Both of them likes getting things right.

★ "Oh! Its-" "Living Room?!" "H-hey! I was gonna say that!"

★ Cue some small bickering :3

‹Linda›:

★ Mother is sadly not good at riddles </3

★ Will think for a bit, tapping her chin like those people in cartoons thinking.

★ Her answers are funny though. That's a plus.

★ "The Boo-ouncing castle?"

★ Let's out an chuckle if you laugh, she's confused but got the flow.

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(my brother was begging me to ask this so hehe)

(to boss)

"You shut your trombone kneebone, Ohio fanum tax evader-looking headass, before I hit the gritty straight into your grandma’s Bitcoin wallet while skibidi-bopping past your NPC rizz, certified Gen Alpha sigma grindset, no cap on a stack."

(in sorry😭)

"...I...am completely at loss for words."

"Ohio? That's an state in America. Sigma is a Greek letter and— (scoff) ski...bidi? Shockingly for once, I actually do wish River was here right now. She's currently having a quiet moment in the corner, for some reason."

"W-well I'm a moderater as well! I can assist!"

"Ah Eugene, the person I was just about to look for."

"Yep! Hi!— oh that is— that is one hell of an ask..."

"I was hoping you can translate it...if you can. Modern speech confuses me."

"Yeah I can!— So uh, t— they're...oh that's....uh...what is— why...."

Eugene's eyes squinted at the words with concern. Boss felt curious, but wanted Eugene to not feel pressured so he stayed quiet.

"So what I gathered....the person's brother told you to— shut up? Insult, insult....Before they uhm...steal your grandma's wallet— oh god this is cursed— while... walking by....uh actually, I think we should come to conclusions that..."

Eugene hesitates,

"...they're speaking nonsense and gibberish basically."

"...I thank you for your service, Eugene."

"I-i-it's no problem! I just— I question my role as a moderater,,,,"

Boss felt he was glad he wasn't born in the modern generation. Eugene themselves looked like they've had enough brainrot for the year.

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Eugene: This...

Boss: This.

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Charlie Charlie are you there?

"No. Get the hell away from me."

"I think you should try being more positive Charlie! No one wants to be friends with a grumpy old elder!"

"And yet... you're friends with Joan."

"Hey!!! Don't talk about Joan like that that's mean >:["

"I'm only being sarcastic dumbass. Learn to read the room— are you autistic?"

"No :3"

Charlie is a grump as ever, so as River is annoying as ever as expected.

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Sorry ts short I have no idea 💔

River: This!!

Charlie: ....This or whatever.

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river, to what extent do you think was would protect you? say, your fighting a monster with him, your vunerable. he doesn't have the time to fight back - but instead he has the time to dive infront of you ..would he?

"Oh I'm guessing this is about also about Boss?"

"Well this would be pretty hard to answer since we rarely encounter strong monsters, and even if we did Boss usually just wipes them out with his fan."

"You say he doesn't have the time to fight back as if he's always had. Bossman could wipe a monster out in a mere second before I know it! So that'd be impossible!"

"...I'm getting sidetracked."

"To my conclusion, I'm sure he would! He looks like a cold-hearted mafia member, but he's a damn softie. I've seen him play around with kitty in the streets when he probably thinks I'm not looking. I'm positive he would..."

"Would he?"

"Of course he sealed me when we first met, and unsealed me just to make me his stupid loyal puppy to assist him as much as I could, and took away my keepsake, and tried to cut off my hair once, but..."

"I think...we get along now..."

"I probably wouldn't save that asshole though who does he think he is he's not gonna control me around like I'm just some stupid doll to be kicked and hit around like that who does he think he is to hit me on the head he's not my master I don't care about him I hate him he's so annoying why won't he let me be myself"

"Let's wrap it up here! Thank you for your question :]"

Her face doesn't show it, but her hair flickers and twitched around almost as in an annoyed way. Her hand clasped each other a little too tightly to the point her veins could pop any second.

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River: This!!

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Underworld office workers, but....

Everyone draws themselves!!!

Firstly:

Eugene: This...

Boss: This.

River: This!!

Hayden: This!

Joan: This.

Charlie: ...This or whatever.

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Eugene:

"I only know h—how to doodle from a...random YouTube video I found a year ago..."

"It's decent."

"Lmao ugly drawing skill issue!!!"

"Eugene's body looks weird!"

"You're doing good sweat pea."

"Meh."

Boss:

After a few minutes of consolation, he finally gave in a showed the world his drawing!!!

"....."

"That's — s—so good!"

"...."

"Why is Boss' head so long?"

"I love the shading you added."

"pftshshd....(If I laugh I will fucking die Charlie HOLD THE FUCK IN.)"

River:

"I use to really like those chibi drawings :D"

"Hm."

"I think one hand is bigger than the other?..."

"Whaaatt! River looks cute!"

"Adorable."

"HORRID. UGLY." "YOU'RE JUST A HATER!!!"

Hayden:

"Hayden is not good at drawing :("

"Beautiful."

"Absolutely remarkable."

"UGLY!!!"

"Talent takes time, hun."

"You... have all the time in the world to improve Hayden."

Joan:

"My second daughter taught me how to draw once. It never left my head for even one second..."

"Awesome drawing grannie!!!"

"It's great."

"Omg grandma gram gram ur so good at drawing :0"

"Grannie looks so small! Hehehe!"

"Good job grandma."

Charlie:

"I don't draw oftenly, but I consider my skills mediocre."

"W—woah...that's actually really good to be honest!"

"....good job."

"HORRENDOUS. VOMIT INDUCING." "SHUT THE HELL UP."

"Hayden likes Charlie's drawing!"

"What an artist, oh my." /Pos

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"Heh. Didn't think the Bossman could enjoy something. I've always thought he'd keel over and die again at even the thought of having joy and whimsy for once."

"That was when I was still a mere breathing living flesh. All I do nowadays will strictly be sealing dangerous evil spirits and—"

"LIES! JOAN FORCEFULLY TAUGHT HIM HOW TO KNIT A WEEK AGO—"

—(WHAM!)—

"Owwww!!!! My heeaaaddd! :("

"Get out of here. Couldn't you busy yourself with any other ask?"

"There's no more so I'm boooreeeed-uh!" "Then I'll assign you on early patrol." "Actually I think I hear Eugene calling me— see you later!—"

Before Boss could force her into an area, River had probably already flew across the country.

"Sigh...as I was saying,"

"Sealing dangerous evil spirits, and patrolling around the area are my main priorities. I have no time for some mere enjoyment when there are loose danger."

"And for the...Joan thing...she only just needed help and I happen to be the only one free to assist her. Nothing personal."

In the background, somehow out of Boss' eye, River was holding up an picture from a phone, of Boss with an relaxed expression sitting next to Joan on the couch, who was presumably guiding his hand to knit a row.

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Boss: This.

River: This!!

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I hope it's not too much of a hassle but

What would everyone think about mitski (I LOVE MITSKI I LOVE MITSKI.) :3

Hi! Don't worry I also do really love mitski for reals MITSKI FAN UNITE!!! :D

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‹Eugene›:

★ Was recommended by Joy and also River because they said Mitski's songs were amazing.

★ The both didn't disappoint because it was absolutely mind-breaking

★Had a phase for a while where'd they daydream about the songs for a while without realizing it and was like 'oh no I am obsessed!!!'

★ Favorite song would probably be Last Words of a Shooting Star, thought it was pretty calming and related to it

★Realized the meaning and tried to relate to other songs but failed, second favorite is Francis Forever but they liked all of the songs.

‹Boss›:

★ River recommend. Genuinely overwhelmed. What the hell.

★ He's usually stubborn and listens to those old Korean songs/rhymes or some random K-drama track for no reason, but Mitski was an surprising exception.

★ Genuinely goes dead silent (Like completely stiff, not a normal quiet), if someone around him plays Mitski.

★ Favorite song probably Class of 2013. Could not get over the lyrics and was like 'why is this kind of me' but in a more noble fancy way I can't think of

★ Mommy issues for real lmao He mainly likes the calmer parts of her songs.

‹River›:

★ Wanted some girly pop songs and thought Mitski was the most woman of a woman she'd ever seen.

★ Head over heels hehehe

★ Flexes off the fact the knows many Mitski songs and also listened to her other songs that weren't included in her albums (she liked cop car).

★ Favorites were the songs in her Lush and Puberty 2 album, and Drunk Walk Home!!! Rock is life for her :]

★ Oddly took a liking to A Pearl a lot.

‹Hayden›:

★ Doesn't Really understand the meaning but likes the sounds of the beats and lyrics so there's that!!! Of course, heard Mitski from River.

★ Occasionally listens to her songs for a bit before going back to coco melon rip Hayden you would've loved being an ipad kid

★ The cats seems to like the songs though, so Hayden will usually steal River's phone to play songs for them.

★ Favorite is My Love Mine All Mine since its calming, reminds him of those highschool musicals prom scenes, and his mum used to sing in the same soft voice a lot. Might get emotional.

★ Also likes Strawberry Blonde :3

‹Joan›:

★ River recommend. Although she doesn't really like modern music, she could probably listen to Two Slow Dancers all day.

★ Probably likes those cliche calming love songs like old people do. I don't really know what genre but yea

★ Doesn't have much of an opinion on her, but will say her music's are decent enough

★ Favorite is of course, Two Slow Dancers and probably My Love Mine All Mine.

★ Doesn't like the ones with a rock kind of sounding.

‹Sean›:

★ Thinks she's a really good artist. Secretly sobs to her songs.

★ River recommend while yapping about Mitski and he said he'd give her songs a try. Never forgets about his promises and listened.

★ Likes First Love/Late Spring since it sounded like it'd smells like flowers.

★ Didn't know how to react ngl

★ Overall she's cool!!!

‹Charlie›:

★ Depressed. Will combust from the trainwreck of derealization hitting them in the guts and chest.

★ Of course, River kept playing Mitski on full blast and Charlie hated to mentally admit Mitski was actually a good artist.

★ Will listen to her as a background music while making paper crafts. But ends up zoning out and full on have their attention on the music instead. Hides the fact they liked Mitski because River was egotistical enough already.

★ Favorite was sadly Class of 2013 and Your Best American Girl, she was gonna genuinely go insane listening to it.

★ I think she's reacted pretty well (cue the mental breakdown)

‹Mike›:

★ Doesn't have much of an opinion, mostly because I'm still learning to write his character,,,

★ Heard her from boredly scrolling through TikTok, her song just ticked his brain in the right place.

★ Have only listened to her more optimistic-like songs, wait till he hears Lush and Be The Cowboy >:)

★ Favorite is probably Your Best American Girl

★ That's all I have </3

‹Luke›:

★ Joy kept recommending Mitski songs while doing karaoke one night.

★ Couldn't believe he only discovered her songs now because one: it was good. Two: she was popular??? How has he not herd of her???

★ Found out the whole group likes Mitski due to Joy now and was like 'eh, worth it'

★ Favorite is definitely Francis Forever and Once More to See You.

★Will now imagine music in his dream incase kitty ever listens to it with him.

‹Joy›:

★ BIGGEST. FAN. EVER. Genuinely obsessed. Loves every music released.

★ Loves yapping about Mitski even if her friends aren't listening, she's glad no one's stopping her from talking.

★ Wish she could go to concerts but she didn't have the money for concert tickets and flight tickets. Year for it to come true one day.

★ Loves her Laurel Hell and The Land is Inhospitable And So Are We albums, but adores every each songs.

★ You could tell she's obsessed with an music artist and it's either expectantly or unexpectedly Mitski.

‹Oliver›:

★ Joy kept telling him to listen to Mitski and he was like 'what if I don't want to' (Joy ends up making an empty threat saying she'll be in his walls if he didn't and he kind of took that seriously)

★ Thinks she's a pretty good artist, a solid 7/10 to be nice because Joy is going to haunts in his sleepings if he puts a 5

★ Occasionally finds himself singing a lyric and contemplate his life choices.

★ Likes Stay soft since it sounds really good.

★ Pray for him that Joy doesn't execute him with a lobotomy due to only knowing one album 🙏 /j

‹Finley and Tatum (Teenagers)›:

★ I'm also practicing on writing these two, so patience,,,

★Finley heard about it from Eugene talking about it while they were passing by, which they asked Tatum to listen to Mitski together.

★ They're faces were genuinely :0 because it was actually surprisingly good (listened to FL/LS)

★ Finley likes how good Francis Forever is and Tatum was Real Men since it sounded tough.

★ Yeag,,,,

‹Linda›:

★ Her adopted children (Finley and Tatum, my hc) kept yapping about it on some occasion so she went and tried it for herself.

★ She listens to the more calmer peaceful songs since rock might just give her a heart attack.

★ Likes First Love/Late Spring since it sounds like it'd smells like flowers.

★ Wonders if Sean would've love this kind of music just like she did.

★(Funny thing that's not a spoiler alert; he does)

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Ngl,,, I genuinely had fun writing this!!!

Although I probably wouldn't go with music artist since I'm not good with it but this was certainly fun to try out and write the characters I don't know much aswell :]

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I hope it's not too much of a hassle but

What would everyone think about mitski (I LOVE MITSKI I LOVE MITSKI.) :3

Hi! Don't worry I also do really love mitski for reals MITSKI FAN UNITE!!! :D

_____

‹Eugene›:

★ Was recommended by Joy and also River because they said Mitski's songs were amazing.

★ The both didn't disappoint because it was absolutely mind-breaking

★Had a phase for a while where'd they daydream about the songs for a while without realizing it and was like 'oh no I am obsessed!!!'

★ Favorite song would probably be Last Words of a Shooting Star, thought it was pretty calming and related to it

★Realized the meaning and tried to relate to other songs but failed, second favorite is Francis Forever but they liked all of the songs.

‹Boss›:

★ River recommend. Genuinely overwhelmed. What the hell.

★ He's usually stubborn and listens to those old Korean songs/rhymes or some random K-drama track for no reason, but Mitski was an surprising exception.

★ Genuinely goes dead silent (Like completely stiff, not a normal quiet), if someone around him plays Mitski.

★ Favorite song probably Class of 2013. Could not get over the lyrics and was like 'why is this kind of me' but in a more noble fancy way I can't think of

★ Mommy issues for real lmao He mainly likes the calmer parts of her songs.

‹River›:

★ Wanted some girly pop songs and thought Mitski was the most woman of a woman she'd ever seen.

★ Head over heels hehehe

★ Flexes off the fact the knows many Mitski songs and also listened to her other songs that weren't included in her albums (she liked cop car).

★ Favorites were the songs in her Lush and Puberty 2 album, and Drunk Walk Home!!! Rock is life for her :]

★ Oddly took a liking to A Pearl a lot.

‹Hayden›:

★ Doesn't Really understand the meaning but likes the sounds of the beats and lyrics so there's that!!! Of course, heard Mitski from River.

★ Occasionally listens to her songs for a bit before going back to coco melon rip Hayden you would've loved being an ipad kid

★ The cats seems to like the songs though, so Hayden will usually steal River's phone to play songs for them.

★ Favorite is My Love Mine All Mine since its calming, reminds him of those highschool musicals prom scenes, and his mum used to sing in the same soft voice a lot. Might get emotional.

★ Also likes Strawberry Blonde :3

‹Joan›:

★ River recommend. Although she doesn't really like modern music, she could probably listen to Two Slow Dancers all day.

★ Probably likes those cliche calming love songs like old people do. I don't really know what genre but yea

★ Doesn't have much of an opinion on her, but will say her music's are decent enough

★ Favorite is of course, Two Slow Dancers and probably My Love Mine All Mine.

★ Doesn't like the ones with a rock kind of sounding.

‹Sean›:

★ Thinks she's a really good artist. Secretly sobs to her songs.

★ River recommend while yapping about Mitski and he said he'd give her songs a try. Never forgets about his promises and listened.

★ Likes First Love/Late Spring since it sounded like it'd smells like flowers.

★ Didn't know how to react ngl

★ Overall she's cool!!!

‹Charlie›:

★ Depressed. Will combust from the trainwreck of derealization hitting them in the guts and chest.

★ Of course, River kept playing Mitski on full blast and Charlie hated to mentally admit Mitski was actually a good artist.

★ Will listen to her as a background music while making paper crafts. But ends up zoning out and full on have their attention on the music instead. Hides the fact they liked Mitski because River was egotistical enough already.

★ Favorite was sadly Class of 2013 and Your Best American Girl, she was gonna genuinely go insane listening to it.

★ I think she's reacted pretty well (cue the mental breakdown)

‹Mike›:

★ Doesn't have much of an opinion, mostly because I'm still learning to write his character,,,

★ Heard her from boredly scrolling through TikTok, her song just ticked his brain in the right place.

★ Have only listened to her more optimistic-like songs, wait till he hears Lush and Be The Cowboy >:)

★ Favorite is probably Your Best American Girl

★ That's all I have </3

‹Luke›:

★ Joy kept recommending Mitski songs while doing karaoke one night.

★ Couldn't believe he only discovered her songs now because one: it was good. Two: she was popular??? How has he not herd of her???

★ Found out the whole group likes Mitski due to Joy now and was like 'eh, worth it'

★ Favorite is definitely Francis Forever and Once More to See You.

★Will now imagine music in his dream incase kitty ever listens to it with him.

‹Joy›:

★ BIGGEST. FAN. EVER. Genuinely obsessed. Loves every music released.

★ Loves yapping about Mitski even if her friends aren't listening, she's glad no one's stopping her from talking.

★ Wish she could go to concerts but she didn't have the money for concert tickets and flight tickets. Year for it to come true one day.

★ Loves her Laurel Hell and The Land is Inhospitable And So Are We albums, but adores every each songs.

★ You could tell she's obsessed with an music artist and it's either expectantly or unexpectedly Mitski.

‹Oliver›:

★ Joy kept telling him to listen to Mitski and he was like 'what if I don't want to' (Joy ends up making an empty threat saying she'll be in his walls if he didn't and he kind of took that seriously)

★ Thinks she's a pretty good artist, a solid 7/10 to be nice because Joy is going to haunts in his sleepings if he puts a 5

★ Occasionally finds himself singing a lyric and contemplate his life choices.

★ Likes Stay soft since it sounds really good.

★ Pray for him that Joy doesn't execute him with a lobotomy due to only knowing one album 🙏 /j

‹Finley and Tatum (Teenagers)›:

★ I'm also practicing on writing these two, so patience,,,

★Finley heard about it from Eugene talking about it while they were passing by, which they asked Tatum to listen to Mitski together.

★ They're faces were genuinely :0 because it was actually surprisingly good (listened to FL/LS)

★ Finley likes how good Francis Forever is and Tatum was Real Men since it sounded tough.

★ Yeag,,,,

‹Linda›:

★ Her adopted children (Finley and Tatum, my hc) kept yapping about it on some occasion so she went and tried it for herself.

★ She listens to the more calmer peaceful songs since rock might just give her a heart attack.

★ Likes First Love/Late Spring since it sounds like it'd smells like flowers.

★ Wonders if Sean would've love this kind of music just like she did.

★(Funny thing that's not a spoiler alert; he does)

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Ngl,,, I genuinely had fun writing this!!!

Although I probably wouldn't go with music artist since I'm not good with it but this was certainly fun to try out and write the characters I don't know much aswell :]

[underworld-office-fan-account]

Bosss....what if i told you.......

Theres like 100 people on the internet that have mad crushes on you?

"I know. River has told me this ten times a week, and I feel...prideful I'd say."

"It's okay Boss, you can say egotistical :]"

"BUT WHERE ARE MY LESBIANS AND STRAIGHT FANS?!?!!?" She cried out sadly, yet it was more playful than anything.

"And I still don't understand the whole concept of queers. Lesbian? Sounds like a foreign marketing brand I've heard that was a sham."

"Oh Bossman, wait till Eugene finishes the slideshow..."

"I'm guessing slideshow is a show that slides?" "Kinda! But we're getting off topic here so I'll add; what do you think about all the fanarts of you?"

"...Young people nowadays certainly have talent. Arts used to be my favorite thing, but I never had the skills for it. So I am grateful, yet envious, there are easier access and rights for anyone to draw now....especially of me."

"Make sure to draw me!!!"

"River I swear to deity."

Although Boss is calm about the fact that many people liked him, River knew on the inside he felt more welcomed there on the internet than anything. She hopes he won't become an internet addict because of that though.

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Boss: this.

River: this!!

[underworld-office-fan-account]

What does Eugene think of Luke ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (uwo)

(After the good ending I'm assuming)

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"Oh Luke? W-well he's- we're really good friends of course! And also with his uh- other friends!"

"He's very...nice to me. I don't understand how he- how he can stand up for a loner like me. I feel this- weird nice feeling i-inside me whenever he's around I guess..."

Eugene doesn't seem to have much more to say, seemingly lost in deep thoughts with their fidgety hands. Hair strands were suddenly in their face.

"Awwwh, Eugene has a little crush!" "R-RIVER?! WHERE DID YOU- YOU- I don't- I do not have a crush!!" "Come onnn, they way you were talking about him is giving it awayyy!"

"I think...you spend too much time with Hayden..." "Not enough actually! Did you know those highschool musicals are actually pretty good?"

Eugene seems more flustered from being outed, but River somehow changed the subject about Highschool Musicals so the redness went away eventually.

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Eugene: This...

River: This!!

[underworld-office-fan-account]

Boss, what are your thoughts on River? :]

"River you say?"

"I find myself with the urge to rip off my hair due to hers and herself getting in my face most of the time. It is quite annoying on my behalf and probably for others."

"I always thought hitting her on the head was enough to remind her of what'd happen if she joked around on something or someone's emotions."

"But I can admit I am certainly worried about her wellbeing most of the time....she's too reckless in things that was not to be messed with, then I have to go save her sorry form."

"Another thing is, the subway train seems to scare her everytime it comes by and makes those loud noises. Afterwards I witness a pity party happening with her. Hayden and Joan are a real help handling her though."

"...Is she listening? I don't think she is. She hasn't interrupt me in the middle of my sentence."

"Overall, even if I do wish for her to cross the border as soon as possible to escape her annoying voice, it's important to have patience with somebody. And take it slow."

Two eavesdropping spirits were hiding nearby, one quietly giggling with hair flowing around happily and one smiling fondly with big round glasses hiding their eyes.

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Boss: This.

[underworld-office-fan-account]

Heyy Boss....

Whats up with your hair it looks so broke get ir fixed NOW PLEASE

(this needs to be brought to light frfr his hairs hell to draw)

"...."

"I could get it 'fixed' as you say, but it wouldn't last permanently. It's the fact I look like this since my death." Boss seems to tighten his grip on his fan at the mention of his own death.

"And also purely out of my childish spite for calling my hair broken, I'm not going to get it fixed. Tell that to River."

"First of all, hey!! And second of all,"

River gasp, "Boss being totally honest about his annoyance for once?? Really must've pulled a trigger there Leah! Be careful!!!"

"First of all, I'm not going to do anything to them."

"Second of all, must you really interrupt my time of being questioned, all the time?"

"Well I'm the moderator of this blog, of course I'm just monitoring!"

River is using smartass mode. It worked effectively on Boss who is now tempted to hit her on her head.

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Boss: This.

River: This!!

[underworld-office-fan-account]

"Hey Bossman. Still underpaying your employees?"

"Bold of you to assume I pay them in the first place."

"But there is no need for some sort of payment while working with me, I pay them with knowledge to help them cross the border and that is enough."

"(Grumbles)...I still think you could use that ability to make 'ghost alcohol' again,,,,"

"We are not discussing about that. End of conversation." Boss opens his fan to hide his face.

"Oh yes we are discussing about it!!"

Boss is one that is unchanging of his mind. Which is what River seems to find frustrating the most.

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Boss: This.

River: This!!

[underworld-office-fan-account]

"HELLO EVERYONE!!!! This is the account dedicated to the Underworld Office things that will be posted in here!!!!"

"I've been meaning to make this acc for a long time, and now I get the chance to! I don't understand how to use Tumblr that much but I'll try :]"

"River, what in the evil spirits are you doing."

"BOSS!- I UH- totally wasn't telling outsiders about us?..."

"...."

"I suppose it might be educational, for those who...stumble upon this place."

"Ohhh! What is River doing???"

"Hey Hayden! You wanna join in talking to some strangers online?"

"New friends?! Yes yes yes!!!!"

"What is all the racket about here?"

"it's nothing ma'am, River is being a little crazy."

"Understandable."

"HU- HEY!!!"

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"Hey- hey there, whoever you might be. Uh-"

"I have been informed on whatever this is, a-and I would like apart of this too! So welcome?... Was- was that good?"

"Spectacular Eugene!"

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Hello, author here :]

I am an independent person managing this account! I will not be co-adding people so asks might take some time to reply.

I allow asks (In rp and out of rp, different timelines and maybe different au's, you can ask everyone from CIU AND UWO!!!), drawing and writing request. Headcannons, maybe oneshots, scenarios and all. Self insert is allowed:

What I don't allow?

18+ plus content. NSFW of heavy gore, suggestive themes and such are not allowed for the minors staying here.

Proships. I don't support Boss x Eugene or River x Charlie at all. Not even Eugene x Charlie because one is an minor and one is an adult.

Problematic fandoms. Fandoms like that coffin game thingy will not be allowed. I will research the fandom you in and you'll be interrogated by me.

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