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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives
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people are so lucky i can't explode them with my mind
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Anxiety: You're almost 30 and haven't published a single book. You wasted your chance to become a successful author!
Me: Stan Lee created Spider-Man at age 40. George R. R. Martin wrote A Game of Thrones at age 48.
Anxiety: Oh fuck nvm you do you, king.
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like, okay, consent does literally just mean agree. which is what enables this little rhetorical trick. because there's all this cultural emphasis on sexual consent, which is just expressed as consent, a lot of phrases whose intended meanings are "rape is bad" can be taken literally to mean "i should get to agree to everything that happens in my vicinity."
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for anyone in the UK, needing to access discord and unable or unwilling to provide an ID:

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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time
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A little sketch I did of Noctis a while back :3 Feeling a little meh about this one but, new art coming soon… hopefully :P
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FINAL FANTASY VERSUS XIII TRAILER (2008)
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Just a reminder my blog is trans inclusive. It’s bi inclusive. It is pan inclusive. It is intersex inclusive. It is ace/asexual inclusive. It is aro/aromantic inclusive. It is queer inclusive.
I don’t support terfs or exclusionists.
If you came here looking for an ally in your bigotry you came to the wrong blog. Go away. You are not welcome here.
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I give it three months tops before a data breach leads to a public figure in the UK being outed for visiting niche porn sites because they uploaded their ID in order to access it and the site's data security is absolute dogshit
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Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?
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I hate when i have plans to start my creative hobbies, but im waiting on tools to come in so i can try it from a new perspective AND NOWS THE TIME MY BRAIN JUST FUCKIN
GATTLING GUN OF IDEAS. 50 CHARACTERS, OUT OF NO WHERE. 10 DIFFERENT WORLDS? FULLY THOUGHT UP AND BUILT. RELATIONSHIPS BETWEEN COUNTRIES AND CHARACTERS? WRITTEN IN STONE
Fuckin watch, by next weekend when i have time to actually put pen to paper, brain will have selected "flatline mode". Mildly frustrating but i need those smaller journals to come in man
#i wanted to be more organized and get a few like subject journals so i can seperate stories worlds and characters#cause i only have one journal and ive been jotting down stuff for that story there but i dont have proper means to have both space and room#to organize everything and STILL be able to find it so i can reference things properly and have shit be coherent and consistent#meanwhile the flood of ideas i can only jot down in my phone and trust me#i CANT rely on that cause i WILL forget i have notes here#my post
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hating is fun but sometimes you see someone only ever be a hater and never a lover and it's like. ok well do you like anything at all or do you only see the world in shades of bad to worse
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for 189 measly dollars you can have this little gay boy climbing up on your wall
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sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway
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top 5 things to say as a horror game protagonist:
huh...?
what the !
it's locked.
what's going on...?
what is that thing?!
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