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I FALL FOR IT

EVERY DAKMN TIME

ITS FUCKING OFF CENTRE KJDFHNBJKFNGKJBN

Why porter why

I love you porter BUT WHYYYYYYYYYY (more on the porter audio and how much i like him)

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ok finally posting about imp!damien x imp!lasko

This is post cataclysm

tw: stockholm syndrome, toxic yaoi relationship, lil nsfw

Lasko is 100% lost and confused as to what he should be doing. Vampires own the imperium now and he is essentially an unempowered human with nowhere to go

He stumbles upon Damien, who's still mad with bloodlust. Lasko doesn't recognise him at first and just begs for his life. Instead of draining him, Damien turns him

But, due to this turning, Lasko now has access to his magical core again. He can do magic, he can sprint incredibly quickly and he's also stronger than he was.

Lasko now feel in complete debt because he believes that Damien has returned a part of him that he had lost. He's now obsessed with Damien in a way that he's never been obsessed with anyone, not even Freelancer.

Damien doesn't need to invoke Lasko to do jack shit, Lasko will do anything with a smile and with enthusiasm

Kill a human? Done Kill a vampire? Done Hump your leg and call you master? Don't even have to ask twice

Damien on the other hand, probably doesn't give two shits about him, at first. To Damien, Lasko is just another one of his progeny.

Then Lasko proves himself to be more loyal than any of his progeny combined and is deeply in love with him. Lasko worships the ground that Damien stands on and he takes advantage of it by slowly coaxing Lasko to do more than he usually would by just touching the small of his back, touching his hair, speaking gently and Lasko just completely folds sdjn

tl;dr

Damien x Lasko

Psuedo maker/thrall (consensual) relationship

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ok finally posting about imp!damien x imp!lasko

This is post cataclysm

tw: stockholm syndrome, toxic yaoi relationship, lil nsfw

Lasko is 100% lost and confused as to what he should be doing. Vampires own the imperium now and he is essentially an unempowered human with nowhere to go

He stumbles upon Damien, who's still mad with bloodlust. Lasko doesn't recognise him at first and just begs for his life. Instead of draining him, Damien turns him

But, due to this turning, Lasko now has access to his magical core again. He can do magic, he can sprint incredibly quickly and he's also stronger than he was.

Lasko now feel in complete debt because he believes that Damien has returned a part of him that he had lost. He's now obsessed with Damien in a way that he's never been obsessed with anyone, not even Freelancer.

Damien doesn't need to invoke Lasko to do jack shit, Lasko will do anything with a smile and with enthusiasm

Kill a human? Done Kill a vampire? Done Hump your leg and call you master? Don't even have to ask twice

Damien on the other hand, probably doesn't give two shits about him, at first. To Damien, Lasko is just another one of his progeny.

Then Lasko proves himself to be more loyal than any of his progeny combined and is deeply in love with him. Lasko worships the ground that Damien stands on and he takes advantage of it by slowly coaxing Lasko to do more than he usually would by just touching the small of his back, touching his hair, speaking gently and Lasko just completely folds sdjn

tl;dr

Damien x Lasko

Psuedo maker/thrall (consensual) relationship

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i am boutta make a redacted audio oc rp blog bc i love playing imp!damien but i gotta be mean all the time and my heart cannot do that

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NOOOOOO

Me turning into a housewife as soon as I'm home alone with my eldest daughter syndrome

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yo, ngl

i dont give a shit about sweetheart

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Me wondering how the hell we figured out that Angel was Imp!Damien's partner

The LITERAL FUCKING VIDEO DESCRIPTION:

IM SO STUPID

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"poly damn this, poly damn that"

poly IMP damn

how would that work yall

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FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCJYOUFUCJYOU

hey blake fans how does it feel to know youd love anything if it held you the right way

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KNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE EHEHSIJDKFMF

LANA MENTION

"Hit me and tell me you're mine. I don't know why, but I like it. " -Porter

"Scary? My god, you're divine." -Treasure

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all my posts are queued cos i talk so goddamn much istg

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"say it. spit it"

SPIT ON ME- woah who said that

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since we've established that all the universes do have some sort of connection

do you think damien and angel actually knew eachother at some point in the prime universe?

i like to imagine they see eachother in a store and they knew eachother from highschool so its like

Damien: O-oh! Wow hi! Angel: Oh! Oh my god how are you! Damien: Well I uh- Got that job I always wanted. Yk, moved to a nicer place Angel: Cool cool, I got married Damien: Oooh wow, nice.. N-nice. Angel: Yeah, u-uh- It was nice seeing you Damien: Totally yeah, we're definitely have got to catch up at some point

Then they never speak again

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Porter: Yeah, I'm not feeling the greatest rn Treasure: Oh shit, what happened Porter: Nah, I don't want to talk about it Treasure: Wait, you can trust me Porter: I do, but this situation is bigger than both of us so, I think I'd feel worse if i talked about it. Treasure: Why are you running from your problems? Pussy. Porter: At least I'm not running from my dirty ass laundry. Kys

Essentially a summary of what happened

Yall love to forget that the malice was on both sides as if yall didn't enjoy the "say it, spit it" line

They were both in the wrong, 100%

But I see people defending Treasure til kingdom come and I'm like-

how's your "therapist friend " thing doing? how's your "saviour complex" thing going?

Bc if you're genuinely that mad at Porter for trying to exercise a boundary you're actually insane!!

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I need shaw pack sleepover more than i need oxygen

do you guys think that the shaw pack + mates have a big shifter sleepover

angel is getting their face almost licked CLEAN off by david before darlin comes up and (playfully) bites david in the back (a fight ensues)

sam is busy in the kitchen, getting snacks (for the others), and comes back to chaos in the living room

sweetheart n baabe just talking while milo's head is on sh's lap looking up at them (sh gives the BEST head massages prove me wrong (or just massages in general)

asher (even tho he was just snuggled up w baabe) saw the fight and joined as soon as it started

david is now being jumped

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you guys i'm saving this and never letting it go, i ate with this one

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i get that we all dislike porter and all but lovely had no right to slap porter. that wasn't their fight