uncharted-fics

[uncharted-fics]

[uncharted-fics]

I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. the heroes are always sprinting, always running. you ever seen darth vader run? hell no. and I ain’t about to either.

[uncharted-fics]

My life is Diego Luna and Oscar Isaac and I have no shame.

[uncharted-fics]

please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms

[uncharted-fics]

Artist Hank Schmidt travels to scenic locations only to paint the pattern on his own shirt.

[uncharted-fics]

This is a fantastic logo. 

[uncharted-fics]

tumblr + history

[uncharted-fics]

shoutout to oxygen

[uncharted-fics]

Me: *plays video games to avoid my problems* Me in game: *puts off main quest to avoid my character’s problems*

[uncharted-fics]

I can’t believe I actually lived though the full transition from VHS to DVD. Like there are people alive who have never seen a VHS tape….I remember when we were still tryna figure out how the fuck they got a full movie onto a cd. 

[uncharted-fics]

the year is 2017. a ufo lands in your backyard. out steps a group of aliens.

you gasp. “are you here to find our leader and kill him??”

the alien in front seems alarmed. “no, no, we all come in peace, why would you-”

“oh.” you sigh dejectedly. “i just- we have a really bad president. like really evil bad, i just thought-” you start to tear up.

the alien places a hand on your shoulder. “hey now, it’s okay, maybe you can tell us all about him and we’ll- we’ll see what we can do.”

[uncharted-fics]

Give me a letter. 

a – age

b – biggest fear

c – current time 

d – drink you last had/are having 

e – easiest person to talk to

f – favorite song 

g – ghosts, are they real 

h – heritage 

i – in love with 

k – kissed someone

l – last time you cried 

m – middle name 

n – number of siblings 

o – one wish

p – person who you last called 

q – question you’re always asked 

r – reason to smile 

s – song last sang 

t – time you woke up 

u – underwear color 

w – worst habit

x – x-rays you’ve had 

y – your favorite food 

z – zodiac sign

[uncharted-fics]

The UK and US distracting themselves with memes while their countries fall apart.

[uncharted-fics]

I made none of these but I figured we all could use a good laugh :D

[uncharted-fics]

[uncharted-fics]

Take the sandals from your feet, for the place on which you stand is holy ground.

[uncharted-fics]

So inspirational