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The great thing about Gus is that he perfectly oscillates from playing the annoyed straight man to Shawn’s general insanity to yes-anding to an insane degree. For every moment where he says no Shawn, you did not hear that both ways there’s a moment where he, with no prompting, claims that his fictitious grandmother with a broken hip was teaching a line dancing class. For every time he says Shawn, stop messing around at work, there is a time where after Shawn says he’s been “looking at the man in the mirror”, Gus, in a move that never ever fails to make me laugh, with a completely straight face and no impact on the conversation, does the Michael Jackson “he-he”. He’s insane. He thinks he’s normal. He does 11 point turns. He’s a sympathetic crier.

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No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

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really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

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early beatles writing sessions

paul: okay, we have to come up with some ideas for the next album. so i was thinking—

john: i have an idea for a song about how im a piece of shit fat ugly bitch with no friends and is hated by everyone and should die. i’m going to call it Dumbfuck Asshole About To Kill Himself.

paul: ……right! cool! i was thinking more along the lines of “i love you girl and want to dance with you” but that’s really good too!

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i wish swimming was something you could do alone in your bedroom.

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i don't want to wash my water bottle what about my microorganisms #mymicroorganisms

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I find your lack of whimsy disturbing

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half paying attention and the 7-11 cashier was pronouncing 12 dollars as "two elf dollars" and I kept saying "what?"

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Chinese artist Shou Xin creates the most wonderful cats with just a few pencil lines

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long time no trc

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Being sensitive to changes in barometric pressure is crazy what do you mean my problem is that the wind changed direction. What do you mean it's the fuckin clouds

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they need to start making clothes out of material that can clean glasses well again

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idk. too many people drive like they don’t realize (or care) that they could die and/or kill someone. as a result of the way they are driving. sorry if i sound lame or ancient i just feel insane witnessing the lack of concern on a regular basis. The vehicle you are in is thousands of pounds going many miles an hour. do you know this

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where’s the complex female character you guys couldn’t even handle ____ post. anyway the people can NOT handle Shauna Shipman.

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Something I think about all the time is how shocked and appalled Shauna was at the sight of blood, gore, and serious damage occurring to a human being just before the crash (Allie’s injury).

Thinking about how maybe the butcher role was unfairly pushed upon her just bc she may have been the only one “strong enough” to take it.

And how her teammates see her as this violent individual and judge her when she behaves that way as if they aren’t surviving off of and feeding into that behavior from her.

And how maybe that’s why she carved the the words “why couldn’t it be me?” Into her notebook after Nat becomes Antler Queen. After all she’d given up and put herself through, after all the sacrifices of her humanity, didn’t she deserve a little recognition?