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The Crocodile Mom

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the transition im crying

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People will like you less when you try to force-feed them corndogs.

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featuring a 20 minute long rant on why dasani is worse than bathroom sink water

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More of us should direct our focus into erecting great and terrible structures imo

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Partner and I are both working from home today so it's Rice Krispie time

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Today's aesthetic: seeing some random blogger describing what you thought was a common thing in terms of some sort of Syndrome and asking yourself, okay, is this person inappropriately pathologising an everyday human experience, or do I also have The Syndrome?

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aldjdhsksj this is funny as hell

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Bastard lightbulb with direct line of sight to me eye balls when I'm lying down making me get up to stop being blinded

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Magnum the Verb Lord?!? Auto Goon?!

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Practicing the masculine arts is gay as fuck. Why do you need two hands? To hold other men?

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Do you like the color of the Highstorm?

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Who else up milking they knobweed?

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It can't just be me that finds singer swirls hot right? I wanna lick them unnf

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I'm still pretty new to chess, can anyone tell me what I'm supposed to do if my opponent plays the Eight Fucking Bears opening? I'm really having trouble.

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Time to post my favorite sequences from Samurai Jack

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i feel like this is exactly how i sound when i post on here