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Incredibly infatuated with this screenshot i took today

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inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

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i've been secretly saving my favorite versions of this meme to my inspirational quotes collection

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is that what your parents told you when you woke up and your pet elf was gone

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nintendo hired that man

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mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

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Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(

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Chapter 9: Dr. Lanyon's Narrative

I've had this meme template sitting on my computer for nearly 2 years and suddenly had divine inspiration strike

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personally i think dragons, dinosaurs, and avian creatures would sleep in these. its kinda like a nest

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Tried to draw a coin and made probably the worst thing I've drawn since like 2020. alas

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"Soul mate" story where the first thing your soul mate says to you is tattooed on your hand (or their name, or whatever indicator you want, it doesn't matter) except the pairings don't indicate compatibility at all. People seem to just be like. Randomly paired up. Traditionalists insist that marriage is for tattoo-defined soul mates but for most people in the modern world meeting your tattoo buddy is like "oh hey, it's you! That's neat!"

The careers of multiple scientists are fuelled entirely by trying to figure out what the tattoos actually indicate.

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Things that should not need to be said in a veterinary clinic, but actually are.

“One tablet twice a day is not the same as giving two tablets once a day.”

“Feed your dog cooked chicken and cooked rice. The chicken should have no skin, no fat, no butter, no seasoning and should not be K.F.C.”

“I do not believe you have no room in your car to take this A5 sheet of specific home care instructions with you.”

“It is not recommended to breed these cats together because they are brother and sister.”

“Even if your dog looks fine, if it just ate rat poison it needs to come to the clinic right now.”

“No, you probably can’t throw the tablets into your cat’s bowl of food and expect her to just eat it.”

“Given that you’ve just said the bone of his tail is broken and sticking out through the skin, I think you will find that your dog is, actually, in pain.”

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Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀

Her: That is too much energy

Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀

Her: Still too much energy

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