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oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study

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Earlier I was scrolling Reddit and I come across a post in r/shrooms, a sub reddit dedicated to psychadelic mushrooms and frequently featuring entries from users who are posting during a trip.

A guy posts, freaking out, that the delivery person who dropped off his food had a huge snake wrapped around his neck and the snake was talking to him and tripped him out.

He shares a picture ne sneakily took of the delivery driver.

The delivery driver actually does, in fact, have a live 7 or so foot long boa constrictor draped across his shoulders.

Can you fucking image. Being blasted out of your gourd on hallucinogenic substances, getting a random knock at the door and the guy has a live gigantic snake just chilling. Your head would explode

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ah yes, my favourite foreign language feel, “I know what all of those words mean individually but not together like that”

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the bunny. the baounney. the bnnuy. the bennie. the binnoy. the booboo the 🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇

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I found out that the Pokémon Home app Pokedex allows you to fully rotate Pokemon so I can see the underside of Lairon if I should wish

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like to charge, reblog to cast <3

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‘Homo sum’ in Latin: ‘I am a human being’

‘Homo sum’ in Polish:

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never ever ever gets old

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fucked up to me that some people dont let their pets on the furniture. you have this little guy in your house and youre not gonna let them sit on the couch with you? no kitty on the bed? incomprehensible.

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her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu