umirta
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umirta · 3 years ago
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love is so insane, it makes me want to build things. someone i love could say they're tired & wanna sit & my first thought would be "ill learn woodworking so i can build them a chair"
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umirta · 3 years ago
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If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”
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umirta · 3 years ago
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be kinder to your past selves
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umirta · 3 years ago
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umirta · 3 years ago
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there's so much love and hope stored in spring and summer its true
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umirta · 3 years ago
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umirta · 3 years ago
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does anybody have that "take that ghost shit to arby's" post
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umirta · 3 years ago
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love when someone makes one of those fake censored posts and dozens of people fall for it completely disregarding the fact that anyone can easily just post this picture
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umirta · 3 years ago
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me an hour into fucking a guy who’s on an SSRI
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umirta · 3 years ago
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Misgender? Is there a Mr. Gender?
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umirta · 3 years ago
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umirta · 3 years ago
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i agree with british people when they say fooking ell
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umirta · 3 years ago
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Interesting to me that lmao is thriving but rofl is critically endangered, perhaps even extinct in the wild
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umirta · 3 years ago
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something I don't think people appreciate enough about Reddit is the sheer dedication tens of thousands of people can have to a good joke
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