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it is so jarring and weird when a fantasy book is like “ok let’s go around the circle and have each character talk about which lgbt umbrella category they identify with” like ok your fantasy world doesn’t have to be feudal europe but can it not be 2023 twitter please

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No Dogs Under Heaven

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amelie is a movie about a woman who is very tiny and cook an egg with a spoon. i'm still not sure how the pirating video games fits into that

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i love you, Two Catfish as Street Musicians in the Kashina district, ca 1855 of an unidentified artist, you go so hard

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Oh hell yes

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Jordan Westwood, 18 years old. Also known as the vigilante "Safeguard".

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tacking this screenshot to every single cannibalism dog metaphor pomegranate poetry/purple prose post i see on here

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Caraway has discovered his purpose in life, and that is Being Petted.

He will hiss and then he will chirp and the moment you touch him the joyous writhing begins. His reason for existing is "receive love"

Strange to think that 2 days ago he was probably some utterly feral little barn cat who hid in a car engine, was kidnapped by a giant monster and then a different set of giants started grooming him and feeding him by hand and he was warm and safe and full.

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favorite soviet details (an incomplete compilation):

khruschev going on a walk with friends and abruptly stopping in his tracks, grabbing a wild hedgehog out of a bush, and handing it to his bodyguard, saying “here, for your grandson”

yezhov being asked to sign a simple confession to engaging in gay relations and instead telling his interrogator literally every male sexual partner he’d had from the ages of 15-44 and specifying whether he was top, bottom, or vers in each one, using era appropriate russian gay slang to do so

the nkvd agents who raided yagoda’s apartment after his arrest finding  3,904 pornographic photos, 11 pornographic films, 165 pornographically carved pipes, and most importantly, one (1) dildo that had presumably been in their former boss’s ass

literally everyone knowing voroshilov for being unbelievably dumb

stalin walking up to yezhov and khruschev while they were chatting, telling khruschev his name isn’t really khruschev and that he lied on his forms, then saying ‘yezhov told me’ directly to yezhov’s face despite that not being the case, then leaving

bukharin calling voroshilov his “honey seagull”

stalin calling yezhov “yezhevichka” i.e. “my little blackberry”

yezhov filing so many reprimands during his time in the agricultural sector that he just started typing up fill in the blank form letters and writing people’s names in the blank

sergo ordzhonikidze refusing to shake hands with beria and building a fence between their dachas

sergo faking a car accident to make his best friend kirov miss his train bc he didn’t want to be separated

yezhov obtaining someone else’s pee for his elaborate scheme in which he faked mercury poisoning

khruschev’s in-laws assuming his travel partner timoshenko, who was tall, lean, and better looking than him, was the one their daughter had married

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i blame the people who are constantly blogging about food for making me hungry right now

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Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.

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bazooka joe

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Figes rock boot paw rock dog

(No, this isn’t an excuse to draw Figes paws. Uh)