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arguing with my straight guy friend right now cause he didnt realize ryuko and mako were gay

bro what about the scene where ryuko is being mind controlled and in her subconscious she's paralyzed in an endless wedding with a faceless husband and mako enters her dream and kills the husband thereby metaphorically freeing her from the concept of heteronormative happiness and opening the possibility for sapphic love. and then ryuko lashes out and slashes at mako but realizing she tried to hurt mako is what snaps her out of her trance because she realizes she cares so much about her

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Don't let them step on you

This one isn't signed. You can use it wherever, no need to give me credit. Enjoy

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Glinda: what do we say the next time someone breaks our heart?

Elphaba: thank you for the trauma, I need it for my art

Glinda: NO

Elphaba: uh, I was never good enough to begin with?

Glinda: NO JESUS CHRIST

Elphaba: oh my God are you mad?

Glinda: no I

Elphaba: IM SORRY

Glinda: I-

Elphaba: I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU MAD

Glinda: I -

Elphaba: I CAN CHANGE

Glinda: I'M NOT MAD

Elphaba: omg you're yelling. I knew you were mad

Glinda: *dying inside*

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emperor kuzco was clearly gay

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the feminine urge to curl up like a small fluffy animal against someone you love’s warm body and make little mewling and sighing and whining sounds as they pet you and praise you for having tried so hard to be human until you fall asleep

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do you think it would be plausible for the funny transfem posters to unionize and stop making posts until the tumblr community starts to understand their discrimination

a poster's strike would be disastrously ineffective for a number of reasons, chiefly among them being that I don't know if any of us are even capable of shutting up for that long

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Inadvisable Dungeons & Dragons character #137: greatsword-wielding barbarian who refuses to give up their sword when entering areas where weapons of war are banned on the grounds that, owing to certain specific details of the construction of its blade and hilt, according to the laws of the land their sword is technically a pocketknife. They are willing to explain the particulars at length.

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I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

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In times like this, I feel I must speak up for the left (handers)

Left-handed people make up about 10% of the global population, which is WAY more than redheads or cat people. So why can I almost never play as one?

(I know it’s not a big issue, but I wanted to shoot my shot, so to speak!)

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Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

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No, Princess Zelda does not have "girl power".

Princess Zelda has girl wisdom.

Ganon has girl power.

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i want to kiss someone on new years next year. i’ve never had anyone to do it with before because i’ve always spent new year’s eve either with my family or alone.

originally when i had this thought on new years this year, i had someone specific in mind, but honestly even if it’s just with a friend who also has no one to kiss on new years i still want to do it.

i mean it’s a lot for me to get comfortable with in a year, but i like it as a goal.

worst case scenario if i fail completely i spend new years crying on my couch wishing i’d made more progress this year, and that’s just what i did last year, so honestly it can only get better from here

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“girl math, girl dinner, i’m just a girl” how about girl intelligence, girl hope, girl mutual aid, girl connection, girl love… girl kissing… yuri… i forgot what i was talking about