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ELMO LOVES ALL YOU PANSEXUALS

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MARKS NEW INSTAGRAM POST REEKS OF ACTOR!MARK AND HERE’S WHY

he posted this video:

(Mark’s voiceover: The best kind of love story is a self love story. You can take this from me, I’ve learned this through many hard lessons — that it’s not about finding true love! It’s not about finding your soulmate. It’s not about you! It’s about me.)

and this is the caption:

reasons im going apeshit:

- “But that’s all in the past” is a DIRECT quote from Actor!Mark

- Actor!Mark also canonically tried to commit suicide 37 different times

- the cracked glass overlaying the image of Mark as it zooms out is an interesting touch— broken glass is a repeated thematic symbol in the WKM universe

i don’t know what all of this means, but if it means what I hope it does, i’m so fucking excited.

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the dubious philosophy of salmon

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Marks and Rec: Misc #2243

(Dialogue from this post; suggested by @leeshajoy​.) (Bonus:)

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Day 78/365: "Looking at Long Lost Memes"

Sometimes I just want to draw some very silly cartoons. Original hallway was a JPEG from Wikipedia commons that I corrupted.

Tomorrow: eternal life

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I’m glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok

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Peace was never an option

The bastard himself

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i still think about them

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Guys,,,, I've gone back in time...

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Good Phone Passwords For Theatre Nerds

24601 - Les Mis

525600 - Rent (525600 minutes)

05278 - Falsettos (May 27th at 8)

090189 - Heathers (September 1st, 1989)

052951 - Hamilton (John Jay got sick after writing 5, James Maddison wrote 29. Hamilton wrote the other 51

1003 - Mean Girls (October 3rd)

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Hufflepet talking to their angry Slytherin: Well, we can't start killing people. We're getting life back to normal. And killing people isn't normal sweetheart.

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Me a Slytherin: Okay, I'm going to call my dad.

My Hufflepuff pet: I already called 911.

Me: You called the police before you called me?

Hufflepuff: I'm supposed to call you first when I find a dead body?

Me *Screaming*: YES!

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Me a Slytherin: I want to say a few words. When that Hufflepuff died seven days ago, I didn't give a rat's ass.

A Ravenclaw: This is your speech?

Me: 'Cause I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb Hufflepuffs till I got a dumb Hufflepuff myself. I've only had a Hufflepuff for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Gryffindor: Very violent eulogy, I like it.

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Y'all I'd suck to be in an instance where someone was dying and telling me a bunch of information to find something. Like how well do you think my memory is goddamn.