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I'm not the only one who thinks it's weird that sonic seems headsatent to say he's a prince right?

I don’t care. As the former heir of an alien overlord, I don’t call myself a prince. who give a fuck

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How've you been Shadow?

-maria

stop pretending to be her

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Shadow: Damn, the power went out. Sonic: Don’t worry, I got this. Sonic: stomps foot Shadow: What-? Sonic: Sketchers light up

sonic has never worn light up shoes to my knowlege

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Shadow: This bloodline ends with me. Sonic: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

i may have said “this bloodline ends with me” but it wasnt saying im gay. it was because i was killing my entire species.

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ooc

Hey, sorry about what people put in your ask box, you doing ok?

@sonicthe-hedghog mod

ooc: yeah im not mad, i just needed to say that.

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oh ew, why would people just talk about stuff like that in random people's asks?

it was part of the shipping thing to be clear but I’m not comfy with sexual stuff 90% of the time. especially not on this blog. I’m not mad at whoever did it btw just please please don’t do it again

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ooc: guys please don’t talk about sex in my inbox

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sonic: what did you do?

Shadow: what I had to

Eggman: who posted my noods on Twitter?!?

i dont understand the joke

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soooo your the infamous shadow

Sup, were Sonic's older siblings

ok? i dont care.

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yo apparently sonic is royalty?!?

I thought royalty was supposed to be. well. there’s an infinite number of adjectives I could use that simply don’t describe sonic whatsoever, so take your pick.

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i dont actually care

dude watch out, if you try to beat up sonic within the next 3 days, you will totally get your ass handed to you. His siblings are visiting and you don't wanna mess with them

he has siblings?

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my dad called me homophobic slurs in my brain whenever I didn’t want to kill people

dude watch out, if you try to beat up sonic within the next 3 days, you will totally get your ass handed to you. His siblings are visiting and you don't wanna mess with them

he has siblings?

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all of my experiences with parents have been them manipulating and using me dickhead. how am I supposed to know someone has a “healthy relationship” with their dad or some bullshit

dude watch out, if you try to beat up sonic within the next 3 days, you will totally get your ass handed to you. His siblings are visiting and you don't wanna mess with them

he has siblings?

[ultimatelifeform-official]

maybe your parents are dumber than you are.

dude watch out, if you try to beat up sonic within the next 3 days, you will totally get your ass handed to you. His siblings are visiting and you don't wanna mess with them

he has siblings?

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if ya wanna bully sonic, you could always bring up the fact he was the runt of the litter

see that insult wouldn’t work because the biolizard. and Maria. and even the black arms. I only consider one of those people family but there is a valid argument to be made that all of them are technically my siblings, the biolizard and the black arms moreso than Maria. I am significantly shorter than almost all of them

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ooc: anon, i CAN draw for shit. i will be drawing that.

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did they not plan multiple names? if they knew that was a possibility, why wouldn’t they plan for that?

dude watch out, if you try to beat up sonic within the next 3 days, you will totally get your ass handed to you. His siblings are visiting and you don't wanna mess with them

he has siblings?