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‘i suppose you’re stuck with me, now. i apologize in advance.’

it’s no reprieve when the sun sinks behind the horizon. the air stands, hot and humid and still, as they push through to find somewhere to sit on their campsite. with an exhale they drop to the ground and spread their limbs across the grass. with the earth at their back and the stars at their forehead, they close their eyes, unfathomably eager to finally rest until it is time to meet the rest at sunrise. but that is a dream which will not come. even as their limbs ache, as their head swims and their eyelids grow heavy, there is something unwanted that holds them back. talin see them, still, when their eyes are closed: they see a fire that spreads through an unsuspecting harbor. they see a flash of white hair as it emerges from the embers. they see the world as it collapses under the weight of it and crumbles to ashes. the scar of their wound hums and they let it, because it seems particularly cruel to do so.

and what are they, if not cruel? the silvery voice in their head, echoing in their ears every night, is a stain on their existence after all. it is at this moment, too, that they hear gale's footsteps. they do not move from their sprawl across the ground, although they pry their eyes open suspiciously and glance @weavrot's way. and as quickly as they think it, the elf speaks, voice sharp and unkind (but that is nothing any of them are unused to). ❛ what, are you gonna eat me? ❜ a pause as they lift their hand to sway it around. they sit up at that, finding no reason to wallow in their own thoughts. ❛ tell me, oh monster from the deep. i give you two choices. one side of the road has some unwanted ghosts. things that won’t die and should stay where they are. on the other side, everything undesirable burns away in the sun. both of them reach to a tree with delicious fruit. which one would you pick? ❜

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YEAHHHH THE MOMENT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR

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no this is the hill YOU die on. because i’m gonna kill you for disagreeing with me

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i do sincerely enjoy the durge playthrough but what's so funny to me is how i went from playing a manipulative but good character (shams) to a stupid but evil character (talin) because now the game is much longer

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canon talin to me 🫵

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what we do in the shadows  -  season 2   sentence starters part 4 change tenses/pronouns as needed !!  some lines have been edited for clarity / length / ease of roleplaying tw :  death ,  language ,  nsfw

‘no I cannot go and ‘fetch’ him.’

‘this is all my idea, of course.’ 

‘I give you permission to take a break from your breaking.’ 

‘starting to think my whole life is a big pile of bullshit.’

‘sometimes this job seems like a really childish career choice.’ 

‘maybe it’s time to grow up and get a real job with real people.’ 

‘been watching a lot of shark tank lately.’ 

‘you have a lot of nerve disturbing me.’ 

‘it would be best for everybody if you show yourself now.’ 

‘what kind of goat sorcery is this?’

‘I can feel something terrible has happened.’ 

‘it’s witches! they have taken him.’

‘I can feel it on the inside of my bones.’ 

‘I’m not saying that ____ is hysterical, but she blames everything on witches.’ 

‘nah, that’s not in my job description.’ 

‘did you fall down a hole again?’

‘the ceremony awaits you.’

‘can you not make this carriage move faster?’

‘you’re moving slower than when my yaya tried to ride a snail to the next village.’ 

‘look how quickly and disgustingly they move.’ 

‘they’re really hauling ass.’ 

‘your driving’s going to kill us!’

‘they are near. the smell of beef and sulfur is overwhelming.’

‘do you want me to go in for a quick snoop and poop?’

‘I have to do everything myself.’

‘the consensus on instagram is that we underestimate the importance of self - care.’ 

‘perhaps we could come to some kind of arrangement?’ 

‘this is kind of exciting.’ 

‘release us/me and you will be shown mercy.’ 

‘don’t breathe it in, it’s some kind of … ‘

‘these witches are sly but so am I.’ 

‘I’ve done a lot of escape rooms, but I’m usually the one in the group that is asking about where we’re gonna go for dinner afterwards and how we’ll split up the bill.’ 

‘don’t open that.’

‘I hate this place!’

‘____ , my love! I am coming for you, be strong!’ 

‘well, I’m quite keen on that idea, let that be known.’ 

‘that’s slightly insulting but probably true.’ 

‘you really need to get here.’ 

‘pleasure is the absence of suffering.’ 

‘I told you I’d get us out of here.’ 

‘I put together all your clues. figured it out.’ 

‘I’d like to tell you you’d be the first to ever say that to me, but you’re not.’ 

‘well, I know we’re all having the laugh of our lives, but sadly all parties must come to an end.’

‘what are you going to do? moisturize us to death?’

‘I should have known this was you. your stinky old stank was all over it.’ 

‘naturally, we hit it off straightaway. very fast friends.’ 

‘that was, until she did something so evil, so despicable, so unforgivable that we are now sworn enemies for the rest of time.’ 

‘she tricked me with her witchcraft.’ 

‘how many more women have you slept with that just have long dark hair?’

‘have you slept with him?’ 

‘yeah, I’ve always been good at puzzles.’ 

‘I know where you live, asshole.’ 

‘I saved the day when no one else could.’ 

‘____ is not always helpful.’ 

‘he can be inconsistent and human.’

‘there’s no one to hold my hand.’ 

‘he likes to test my patience sometimes. he’s like a kid.’ 

‘there’s a vampire approaching your room.’

‘he’s gone.’

‘and as I predicted, we are doing absolutely fine.’ 

‘it’s just so nice to have the place to ourselves.’ 

‘I mean, how old are you? ninety?’ 

‘do you have long left, do you think?’ 

‘who is leaving all these bodies everywhere?’ 

‘how am I supposed to go to work looking like this?’ 

‘I’ll just say I got into a bus accident or something.’

‘I’m as cold as a witch’s tit.’ 

‘I drove him away, didn’t I?’ 

‘what are you fucking talking about?’ 

‘fuck that guy for making me think I need to act more aloof!’ 

‘everything is normal and fun.’ 

‘you know, I did sense he was getting more and more sad recently. I could smell it on him, it comes from the groin.’ 

‘take out your cellular telephone and take a picture of me having fun and then send it to ____ so that he knows how much I do not miss him.’ 

‘I don’t even have his phone number.’ 

‘I’ll do this just to show you how dumb you are.’

‘can we maybe narrow it down a little bit?’ 

‘you got to go and answer the darn - tootin’ door.’ 

‘oh, it has a hex on it.’

‘and I’ve heard there’s a lot of nudity.’

‘we’re going to have so much fun.’ 

‘so we shall be honored to attend.’ 

‘we cannot go dressed like this!’

‘don’t ask me how, you don’t want to know.’ 

‘there’s a good chance that I’m not even going to make it back alive.’ 

‘but if I do this kindness for you, can I ask for one in return?’ 

‘I just didn’t want to make it sound too easy for them.’ 

‘this is it. this is my life now.’ 

‘it’s good to be wanted.’ 

‘if it gets uncomfortable, I’ll just give you a signal.’ 

‘you scare easy.’ 

‘they’re all gonna die.’ 

‘good luck. I do not think you will succeed.’ 

‘don’t embarrass me.’ 

‘I would never high five.’ 

‘I am sorry, but when I dance, the ocean parts.’

‘this is your hot take?’

‘they’re throwing his head around like beach ball.’ 

‘we didn’t do any of this shit!’

‘we don’t know how but we don’t like it.’

‘I can’t tell if they’re covering for me or if they really don’t know my last name.’ 

‘I killed him with my … bare hands!’

‘and just for the record, it had nothing to do with the fact that he may have walked out on me after ten years.’ 

‘okay, you’re getting into some of your personal issues now.’ 

‘is there something you haven’t been telling me?’ 

‘don’t care what the fuck your name is.’

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lair of dreams  (  book 2 of the diviners series  )   -   libby bray  sentence starters change tenses/pronouns as needed !!  some lines have been edited for clarity / length / ease of roleplaying     tw :  death ,  alcohol mention 

‘you should know that the dead don’t always want to talk to you.’

‘you’re the one who’s changed. you used to be fun before—’

‘you can keep throwing yourself at her, but she’s never going to choose you, (name). never.’

‘every time I run into him, I have to remind myself that murder is a crime.’ 

‘just don’t forget who your friends are.’

‘i’ve seen that look before. it ain’t love.’

‘I shall report you to the authorities for the crime of gin-napping!’ 

‘forget bad dreams. they’re just dreams.’

‘you know it scares me when you do this. what if you don’t come back?’

‘can I sleep in your bed with you?’

‘didn’t anyone ever tell you it’s rude to be rude?’

‘we make our own luck.’

‘let’s not hide our love. not anymore.’

‘no one would know us there. we could be anyone. we could be free.’

‘you’re as free as you decide to be.’

‘why do all the things I love gotta leave me?’

‘don’t ever do that again.’

‘we are made by what we are asked to bear.’

‘we’ve got to play out this hand a bit.’

‘you say you don’t believe in ghosts but (name) is a ghost. and you let it haunt you.’

‘I need you alive. for awhile at least.’

‘I will murder you in your sleep.’

‘is your curiosity button on the fritz?’

‘I wouldn’t marry you if you were the last man on earth.’

‘if I were the last man on earth it’d be because you drove the other poor suckers to early graves.’

‘it must be nice to be so loved.’

‘you are quite possibly the rudest person I have ever met.’

‘that isn’t fair. you know I’m on your side. always.’

‘that is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard come out of your lips. and you say a lot of stupid.’

‘remind me to kick you later.’

‘I like it when the stakes are high.’

‘people rarely want the truth. we say that we want it when, really, we like being lied to. we prefer the ether of hope.’

‘in an amoral, violent world, isn’t it unconscionable to keep offering hope? it’s like advertising for soap that never gets you clean.’

‘every choice has consequences. balance must be maintained.’

‘I have a firm policy that I never drink hot cocoa by myself. it’s against my religion.’

‘you may be a lot of things but weak isn’t one of them.’

‘nobody promised life would be fair.’

‘you really aren’t one for social niceties are you?’

‘I suppose you’re stuck with me, now. I apologize in advance.’

‘oh, you say the sweetest things. I think you’re awful, too.’

‘if you ever give me a complement, I might fall over dead.’

‘just because I believe in science doesn’t mean I ignore superstition.’

‘I had planned to hold that impressive skill over your head, but now I fear it’s not appropriate.’

‘from now on, no more secrets. for either of us.’

‘i’ve spent the last two hours worried that you were bleeding to death in a ditch. now that I know you’re okay, I just want you to be bleeding to death in a ditch.’

‘I don’t need any saving. what I needed was that drink.’

‘unfortunately, you care. I know you.’

‘nobody really knows anybody.’

‘I thought you’d be on my side here.’

‘I don’t know what to think when you’re not horrible. it’s very confusing.’

‘i’m always on time for my friends.’

‘I. am tired. of pretending.’

‘you promised to keep it a secret between you and me. I trusted you.’

‘thank you for saving my life.’

‘am I supposed to look up at you through fluttering eyelashes, all phoney innocence, and wait for you to feel moved?’

‘I burned that rule book awhile ago.’

‘please don’t kiss me if you don’t mean it.’

‘that’s always your answer isn’t it? don’t think about tomorrow.’

‘now is the only thing you can count on. it’s all we really get.’

‘would you like to make a contribution to the feeling sorry for myself fund? it’s a very worthy charity, I assure you.’

‘you can’t get rid of me that easily. we’re family.’

‘I don’t believe in tomorrow much anymore.’

‘if you came here just to get a rise out of me, mission accomplished.’

‘the party can’t go on forever.’

‘I will never leave you again.’

‘you know what the problem with water is? there’s no gin in it.’

‘can I tell you a secret? I don’t like ghosts very much. they are terrible people.’

‘I’ve seen you. the true you.’

‘I’ve seen you. the true you. you’re scared, (name). you pretend you’re not but you are.’

‘don’t cry. please don’t cry. i’ve got no defenses against tears.’

‘you can’t have my tears. I revoke them.’

‘I don’t even know what we’re arguing about anymore.’

‘you wanna be alone? be alone.’

‘why did you kiss me, then, if you prefer her?’

‘I don’t want to say I told you so. but I did, in point of fact, tell you so.’

‘save your breath. you’re gonna need it.’

‘I want to tell you not to be noble, but I’m terrified.’

‘remind me never to tell you a secret again.’

‘there’s a weight on you. I can see it.’

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YAUUUUUUUUR CARRD IS FINISHED

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i know this blog will last bc i've been spending the last two days on their carrd i just know it

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might be insane by saying this but i'm setting up talin's carrd now and i might give them a few different main verses instead of one just because my brain is rotting

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talin core posts, if i may

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eye zoom HELLOOOOO ☀‼✨

HELLAURRRRRR

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hello welcome to inaya's stupid decisions <3

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白月梵星 | Moonlight Mystique E14 ° What exactly do you want?

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𝖳𝖧𝖤 𝖢𝖠𝖳𝖧𝖤𝖣𝖱𝖠𝖫 𝖢𝖱𝖴𝖬𝖡𝖫𝖤𝖣 𝖨𝖭 𝖬𝖸 𝖵𝖨𝖲𝖨𝖮𝖭:    highly selective   &  mutuals only    TALINDRA,     a durge character originally set in baldur's gate 3, but placed and reworked into the curse of strahd setting. adaptable to most fandoms. mature  &  triggering topics present. written by inaya    (they / them, egyptian, twenty eight).   personals do not interact. PRIMARILY FOUND AT ADAMANTEINE.

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