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What's up I'm Moki, I'm 16, and I'm your local cryptid (he/him pls)
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uhhmoki-blog · 6 years ago
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got one thing on my mind
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uhhmoki-blog · 6 years ago
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uhhmoki-blog · 6 years ago
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Hozier’s description of all the songs on his album Wasteland, Baby! For Apple Music
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uhhmoki-blog · 6 years ago
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master has passed dobby the blunt
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uhhmoki-blog · 6 years ago
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me as a horror film director looking at the monster’s character design: it needs more eyes. also, give it more teeth. and a jaw that unhinges. and, uh, a really sexy voice. an obscenely hot, deep, sexy -
character design team: sir,
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uhhmoki-blog · 6 years ago
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my fbi agent watching my deadlines get closer
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uhhmoki-blog · 6 years ago
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me:
my dysphoria: you look like this
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uhhmoki-blog · 6 years ago
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uhhmoki-blog · 6 years ago
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“weeping erection” is up there on the list of worst things i’ve read in a fanfiction
why does the boner weep
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uhhmoki-blog · 6 years ago
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People who got mad in 2016 cause somebody drew Toriel as a hijabi are weak cause there’s SUCH and OPPORTUNITY to give her a headscarf pin style that looks like goat ears
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uhhmoki-blog · 6 years ago
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uhhmoki-blog · 6 years ago
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uhhmoki-blog · 6 years ago
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Raccoons should have guns I think
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uhhmoki-blog · 6 years ago
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Do you ever think about the fact that Ed’s entire life goal almost hinged on whether or not he’d be able to pass the state alchemist test, and yet when he actually got to the test he decided to demonstratively try to assassinate the president
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uhhmoki-blog · 6 years ago
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uhhmoki-blog · 6 years ago
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Let me tell you about my panda mini-washer
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As an apartment dweller, this is a game changer. My current apartment doesn’t have a laundry facility and the closest Laundromat about a 30 min bus ride which is just not practical. The mini-washer is a life saver
The panda mini washer hooks up to the sink, is incredibly lightweight (about 28 pounds, so light even I can lift it) and easy to use. 
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It has a surprisingly large capacity. The basket from the first picture represents about one and a half loads. The jeans took up a whole load while the rest filled the bin only half way. 
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Here’s the inside. The left is the washer the right is the spin dryer. Yes, it even drys.
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Basically you shove your cloths into the washer, fill it up with water and let it go. I use my shower head to fill it up so it goes faster, the sink hook up took about five minutes to fill the whole tub, with the shower head is is down to a minute an a half. I do it in three wash cycles, a five minute rinse with baking soda, a five minute wash with soap and a three minute rinse with water. You have to drain and refill between each cycle so it’s a little more labor intensive than a traditional washer. 
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That’s the spin dryer. It’s about half the capacity of the washer so one wash takes about two loads to dry. The spinner is much more effective than I was expecting. A three minute spin gets my cloths about 90% dry. I hang them up to air dry for that last 10%. 
The machine cost me about 150$. When you factor in two dollars for the bus, five for the machines (per week), the mini-washer pays for its self after only about six months worth of laundry. 
I’m not great at expressing emotion, but I’m hoping you can tell how excited I am.  Let me just say that the panda mini-washer is great and I highly recommend it to anyone currently using a Laundromat.  
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uhhmoki-blog · 6 years ago
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it always fits… eventually!
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