He/Xe 19Maybe one day I will finally turn this into a paleo blog
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lying down for 50 minutes to imagine in real time the experience of walking to trader joes and buying a single pea and walking back home and getting out a cutting board and a knife and skinning and chopping one pea and sprinkling it into a tank with one fish in it
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this is how you know Twitter is officially cooked
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just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.
“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.
i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.
i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.
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btw i was looking up pics of california condors the other day and found this and im like on the verge of tears are you guys fucking seeing this
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PSA
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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.
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One of my favorite genres of insane Terminally Online Right Wing posting is *sees a pretty woman* "I am a gay pedophile"
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