typhoonsfury-blog

[typhoonsfury-blog]

autumn/halloween sentence starters! 🍂🍁🎃

masterlist of autumn and halloween themed sentence starters! some are original, but most are collected from other posts.

​❝ i made pumpkin cookies! want to try one? ❞

❝ did you cut yourself carving the pumpkin? let me see it. ❞

❝ stay still i’m almost done with your costume. ❞

​❝ let’s paint pumpkins. ❞

❝ hurry up! we’re going to be late for the costume party! ❞

❝ help me decorate! ❞

​❝ let’s open some windows, okay? ❞

​❝ it’s starting to rain… ❞

​❝ bring a jacket! ❞

​❝ do we really need to go to a pumpkin patch? can’t we just buy one at the store? ❞

​❝ let’s go pick pumpkins! ❞

​❝ it’s chilly out here, you need a coat. take mine. ❞

​❝ you sound sick. are you sick? ❞

*sneeze* ​❝ sorry, allergies. ❞

​❝ wanna go out for halloween? ❞

​❝ looks like it’s time to rake the leaves… ❞

​❝ let’s go get hot chocolate then go for a walk. ❞

​❝ let’s go trick-or-treating! ❞

❝ let’s go jump in the leaves! ❞

​❝ come in here where it’s dry! ❞

​❝ it’s dark?! already?! ❞

​❝ ooh it’s chilly out. ❞

​❝ please, enough with the pumpkin spice. ❞

​❝ good morning. no, don’t get up, it’s raining, let’s stay in bed a little longer… ❞

❝ did you hear about the werewolf/vampire/witch roaming around this town on halloween night? ❞

❝ let’s go to the haunted house! oh, please, please, please, please?! ❞

❝ i don’t get scared. i’m practically fearless. ❞

❝ did you hear that? ❞

❝ we have to get out of here! ❞

❝ are you going to hide in my shoulder the whole time? or actually watch the movie? ❞

❝ i’m not going in a graveyard. ❞

❝ what did you get? ❞

❝ want to trade candy? ❞

❝ i got a rock. ❞

❝ don’t blame me! it was your idea to come in here! ❞

❝ what are you going as for halloween this year? ❞

❝ i just can’t wait for halloween! ❞

❝ you should totally buy that costume! ❞

❝ trick or treat! ❞

❝ happy halloween! ❞

❝ happy fall! ❞

❝ i wanna make sure that my jack-o-lantern is the best! ❞

❝ i’ll race you through the corn maze! ❞

❝ that guy in the gorilla costume has been following us for the past ten blocks. ❞

❝ aww come on! it was a prank! ❞

❝ please, please, PLEASE no scary movie marathon! ❞

❝ that wasn’t funny! ❞

❝ i keep tripping over my costume. ❞

❝ i’m not sure we should go down that street. ❞

❝ no fair! your costume is getting you more candy. ❞

❝ faster! we need to get to all of the houses! ❞

❝ forget being ‘too old’ to trick or treat. i’m doing this forever! ❞

❝ i don’t like these woods. ❞

❝ i just saw something! ❞

❝ look at that intestine cake! ❞

❝ i’m a real vampire. ❞

❝ do you think stuff really happens on halloween? like..supernatural stuff. ❞

❝ i made us matching costumes! ❞

❝ i think i just saw something move outside your window…is someone watching us? ❞

❝ you’re not going to make me carve this pumpkin all by myself, are you? ❞

❝ did you hear there’s a masquerade ball this halloween? let’s go! ❞

❝ you shouldn’t go out there! ❞

❝ s-scared? me? i’m not..scared. ❞

[typhoonsfury-blog]

Little Gigantic Things #128

The Wus that can actually pull off the combos.

[typhoonsfury-blog]

he just wants to punch something really bad

[typhoonsfury-blog]

(no honestly)

(im back now...honest!)

[typhoonsfury-blog]

((And now back to your regularly scheduled frog))

[typhoonsfury-blog]

Lillypads near Meji Shrine.

[typhoonsfury-blog]

{{ continued from here with @watchfulwarden​ }}

The amphibian stood as still as a statue, a single blink breaking the stone demeanor. 

Then, almost in a instant change of heart, Wu couldn’t stop laughing. He chuckled and chortled at the archers joke, almost as if he couldn’t help it. “Yo, that was a good one, V!” He blurted then temporarily stopped his laughter to widen his eyes and make a groaning sound, pretending to peel back his stomach. “Errrr, hahaha!”

His amusement continued as he turned around and started to walk away, unsure if it was nervousness or actual hilarity that was causing this laughing fit. “Word of advice, become a comedian! You’re hilarious! Funniest stuff.”

[typhoonsfury-blog]

What kind of "character shaming" sign would you hang around my muse's neck?

[typhoonsfury-blog]

((bada bing))

[typhoonsfury-blog]

{{ continued from here with @electric-sliding​ }}

Wu sighed, taking a seat next to his 'co-worker’, his legs dangling over the edge, the rain washing off his clay-covered toes that left a muddy 3-pronged trail of footprints across the temple floor. ‘Co-worker’ was a very loose term, at least for Wu, almost as if they weren’t caught in their respective situations with Griselma, they would still be good friends.

“Very funny, T-dawg. Ya always have the freshest humor.” the frog joked, his voice dripping with chummy sarcasm. “Me? I was just going on my weekly beat-boxin’ hike and it was rainin’ so I was like, ‘You think this’ll stop me, mother nature!? Who you fooling? I love the rain!’ Now, lightning? A whole other story. I’d rather not experience how your targets feel.” he chuckled, rubbing the back of his neck.

“Speaking about targets, what about you?” Wu questioned, nonchalantly flopping on his back, his eyes closed and his arms spreading outwards at his side as far as they could reach. “You seem like you have more important things to do. Granny gives me all the easy targets, that means she must give you the tough ones.”

[typhoonsfury-blog]

Portland Japanese Garden

[typhoonsfury-blog]

Wu was absolutely bewildered. Was he attempting to tell a joke? Is this, stoic and grumpy forest protector going to try to make Wu laugh? Or just insult him and smirk. “Time to find out!”

“Okay, okay,” Wu responded, stopping in his tracks and looking behind at the unchanged face of Voden. “I’ll bite, goatman. Why are jokes like frogs?” 

▄

“A… joke?” Voden asked slowly, looking the overgrown frog up and down with a piercing stare. He thought it over for a moment to realize he hadn’t heard a good old-fashioned ‘joke’ for almost a century. However, he didn’t recall ever missing their absence. His jaw shifted to the side as he glared Wu down, silently letting him know he wasn’t interested in humoring him.

[typhoonsfury-blog]

Wu felt the slick mud of dirt path slip between his toes as he sauntered along the forest. “Good day for a hike.” Wu thought. It was spitting rain for about an hour while the frog was on his trek, and he wouldn’t want it any other way.

Abruptly and rudely, the monk’s beatboxing was interrupted by deafening thunder, replacing a ‘snare’ in his beat. Now, obviously Wu didn’t mind the rainfall, but what he did, was getting struck by lightning; hiking through a tree filled forest wasn’t the brightest idea. Fried frog was a no go. “Gotta find shelter.”

Fortunately he came across a abandoned marble temple, or at least he thought it was abandoned. Slipping through a hole in the 8 foot wooden gate, he spotted a familiar blue hooded figure in the distance.

“Yoooooo!” he hollered, walking with his arms up in joyous celebration. “Tripp? Yo. Whaddup dude?”

Zap!

“Wow.” Tripp’s expression hadn’t changed as she muttered in boredom at the strikes of lightning in the distance. She settled down on the stone floor, one leg dangling over what used to be a windowsill, a pillar at either side of her forming a tall arch way above. Today was a boring and slow day - she had intended to finish a contract or two today but decided against it halfway through getting to the targets. Might as well enjoy the view of the thunderstorm, since she’s already here. Her expression finally shifted into annoyance as the rain got heavier and she shuffled backwards, kicking her legs up with sparks of electricity and folding them beneath her, mumbling an “ew” under her breath.The assassin hoped the peace wasn’t gonna be interrupted.

[typhoonsfury-blog]

more gigantic fan art - I might end up drawing the whole cast - just love the character design 

more art to come later !! 

[typhoonsfury-blog]

All of which makes me anxious

At times unbearably so

[typhoonsfury-blog]

“He asked him to ‘leaf’! Haha!” Wu keeled over in laughter as he slapped his knee, making the sound of a slug falling into a pond.  “Get it, gramps?” The frog looked back up to see the warden grimacing, his face devoid of any sense of joy.  Even for being cold blodded, an emotion like that sent a shiver down Wu’s spine.

“Uhh, nevermind. I’ll…go…now.” The pugilist spit out his words slowly, turning around and carefully walking away as to not agitate Voden any further. “Peace…out.”

▄

“A… joke?” Voden asked slowly, looking the overgrown frog up and down with a piercing stare. He thought it over for a moment to realize he hadn’t heard a good old-fashioned ‘joke’ for almost a century. However, he didn’t recall ever missing their absence. His jaw shifted to the side as he glared Wu down, silently letting him know he wasn’t interested in humoring him.

[typhoonsfury-blog]

cloudracer:

Beckett relaxed a bit, although a sour look remained. “My idea of fun does not include getting shoved into a river and ending up completely soaked.” 

She couldn’t help but raise an eyebrow upon hearing the frog reference Tripp. That’s an interesting connection, she thought. And who could this granny be? They could be someone important, and she could potentially find someone willing to buy this information.  

The rocketeer sighed. “Alright, fine, I’ll go. What time?”

“Siiiick.” Wu chimed, turning on his heel back to the stranger, his trademark grin returned. “You’re not gonna regret it! I have stories for days, yo!” He did, indeed, have many tales, all true. Sure, he embellished himself a sliver too much, but that was all part of telling the adventures of a legend anyways.

 With a slight hop in his step he sauntered towards the trees. “We’re going right now! It’s not a far walk, but not a close one either. I’m positive that’s enough time for your clothes to dry.”