Those who don't, judge. Years of witnessing neighbors celebrating Christmas have made us experts: there's a right way to do lights, a wrong way to do lights, and then there's batshit cray.
Glowing (at night), Patriots penguins certainly aren't typical Christmas decorations, for which we dock points. On the other hand, add on points for homemade (we think?) decorations. Plus we imagine they're caroling, and that's whimsical... in conclusion, jury's out on this one which is hard to believe because PENGUINS IN SANTA HATS.
The mesh. What is with the frickin' mesh? Why do people think mesh is a good idea? Either take the time to put up lights - or don't. But don't cop out by putting up fugly mesh. Mesh. *shakes a fist*
On the other, there’s strategy… we gotta give it to them. They went for it, they went above and beyond, we can’t look away, and they made a castle work with Santa and laser beams. Amen.
You care enough about your home to put up Christmas lights. Some of you will do a nice, tasteful job. Some of you will fail. Either way, we’ll be here, watching, judging… It’s what we do.