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Van Halen, Sheng Long of RYLO “Right Now” (Composer 669 Arr.) For Unlawful and Carnal Knowledge (1991, 1993) Warner Bros. Records, Inc.

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So if you want to LOVE ME then darlin' don't refrain. Or I'll just END UP walkin' in the cold November rain.

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Kennywood, PA

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                 Still, there is this terrible desire to be loved.                  Still, there is this horror at being left behind.

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50 random starters

-feel free to adjust to better fit your muse’s speech!

“Yeah, about that…”

“I, um… might have… had something to, uh… do with that…”

“Don’t you dare.”

“Oh, no. I know that look. I know what that look means. Absolutely not.”

“Can you stop being weird about it for five seconds?”

“Why is the plural of moose still moose? Why not meese?”

“I almost caught myself on fire…”

“Bite me.”

“Hey! Guess what!”

“There’s nothing to worry about, but I’d stay out of the kitchen for a while.”

“Big deal - I bet I could do that with [my hands/one hand tied behind my back/blindfolded/in x amount of time/backwards].”

“I might’ve befriended a mafia boss…”

“You know what I want right now? [Sender’s favorite food].”

“Touch that and I will hit you with a spoon.”

“Do I actually want to know or will I be better off not knowing? Because I feel like I’ll be better off not knowing.”

“Do you think snails have feelings?”

“Why is Christmas such a big deal? Is it because of capitalism?”

“Have you ever had a wish come true by throwing a coin into a fountain?”

“Can I kiss you?”

“Check please!”

“Hey. What’s going on with you and [name]?”

“You know… I think I should… go.”

“Nope, sorry, you’re not getting rid of me that easily.”

“Wait. Did I say left? Heh, I meant to say right.”

“Yeah, of course I speak another language! …It just might not come in handy unless we go to a Star Trek convention…”

“Look, I know I said I could handle a lot of things, but that is not one of them.”

“Well, we have six minutes until we need to leave! …Never mind, make that four minutes. Actually, we should just leave now.”

“…Want some smoothie?”

“I’ve never felt this way before…”

“I bet I could fight a swarm of bees.”

“Have you ever gotten a stuffed animal from a claw machine?”

“Uh… surprise?”

“Sure, I can do a magic trick. I’ll make that whole tub of ice-cream disappear in ten minutes.”

“Why is it the cake that’s a lie? Why isn’t it the pie?”

“What would you do if you had a million dollars right now?”

“No, no. When I said kids, I meant kids as in goat babies. Not human babies.”

“The only thing straight about me are my grades from [middle school].”

“Yeah, I’ve been to [place]. Once. It was… the worst.”

“Don’t be ridiculous - of course you need me. Who else is going to annoy you?”

“I miss you.”

“Look, I know you probably don’t want to see me right now, but… I had nowhere else to go.”

“What are you going off about?”

“Of course you’re my hero! How could you not be?”

“Would you rather have a pet shark or a pet whale?”

“Oh, yeah? Try me.”

“Oh, wow… You… you look absolutely stunning…”

“Hypothetically speaking… what if I got a [puppy/kitten]?”

“Come on, talk to me. What’s going on? Was it something I did?”

“I’ll pay you ten bucks to fight me.”

“Congratulations! You played both of us.”

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PLEASE ENCOURAGE YOUR RP FRIENDS NOT TO ROLEPLAY ON NON ROLEPLAY POSTS

Its RUDE and WEIRD

People who make non roleplay content posts do not really want their notifs blowing up because some folks thought rp on PUBLIC NON ROLEPLAY RELATED POSTS WAS OK

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Bit chilly out

"I'm so cold."

"It's freezing out here."

"My teeth are chattering."

"Oh my god I forgot my scarf."

"I can't stop shaking."

"I need a jacket."

"I am wearing three layers and I'm still cold."

"Do you think anyone would notice if I wore a hot water bottle?"

"I ca-n-n't sto-op sh-hi-ver-vering-"

"I can't feel my fingers."

"I need a hot chocolate."

"Give me that flask."

"I've never been so cold in my life."

"Can I crawl back into bed?"

"I need a heated blanket."

"You're freezing!"

"Here, take my jacket."

"Oh, your hands are cold - let me hold them -"

"I bought you a scarf."

"Here, use my gloves."

"One hot chocolate for you, and one black coffee for me..."

"Hey, look, I'm a dragon!"

"My breath is misting."

"Oh, my god, it's snowing."

"Let's go make snow angels!"

"There's not enough snow for a snowman..."

"Mind the ice -!"

"It's slippy out h- augh!"

"Wheeeee, I'm an ice skater!"

"Careful you don't fall - gotcha!"

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Friendship Starters, Vol. 3

(Sentences for friends, with an assortment of feelings. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I can handle my own problems! I've done it for a long time before you came along!"

"Wow! Is this yours?"

"I wonder what your mum would say if she could see us now?"

"Have you ever told your father what you just told me?"

"Don't worry, I can take care of myself!"

"I wish that it could always be like this."

"Is he really your father? He's scary."

"Maybe you should tell me what's bothering you?"

"One day, you'll decide to live a little!"

"My dad doesn't even like me."

"What? Is there some rule against having fun?"

"I will always be there for you when you need me."

"That's the last time we do that!"

"We've been through a lot together. Maybe too much."

"You're not getting rid of me, so get used to it."

"Do you need a hug?"

"Can you at least pretend to enjoy yourself?"

"Don't be so grumpy!"

"So, this is what you do with your retirement?"

"I know you better than you know yourself."

"Well, that is a deeply odd thing to say!"

"I am cool, aren't I?"

"You know me; I'm always careful!"

"Why are you smiling at me like that? It's creeping me out!"

"You're the first person that I've talked to about any of this."

"Don't you ever listen to me?"

"You can't hide out here forever, you know. You have to go home sometime."

"Promise you'll take me with you?"

"You're in a very strange mood today!"

"I came as soon as I saw the morning paper. I thought you might need a friend."

"Remember how much fun we used to have? Why can’t we just have fun like that again? "

"Don't you dare!"

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The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Zora's Domain

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“Don’t think too much - you’ll create a problem that wasn’t there in the first place.”

— Unknown

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