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absolutely yelling at the realization that the way I feel about cum in my mouth is exactly the same as how I feel about every other savoury sauce too

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hey big sis, don’t wake up, I’m just getting up to pee… wait let me go, why are you holding me tighter? come on, don’t - omg don’t touch me down there, didn’t you hear me? yes it feels good but I gotta - I’m gonna -

omg sis I’m so sorry

Shhh shh, it happens. It’s all nice and warm, isn’t it? Just feel big sis touching you in your nice warm puddle…

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well, that didn't last long >///<

desperation while cleaning (aftermath coming soon)

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Pee-OV: you catch me getting too worked up in my wet diaper >///<

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controlling someone's bladder until they go from begging to be allowed to use the toilet to begging to be allowed to wet themself. they're so desperate and full of pee that they don't even care anymore they just wanna go, please, even if they have to make a mess, even if they have to go all over themself. or maybe they've been holding it in too long and they know they're not gonna be able to make it to the bathroom even if they start running right now, they're about to have an accident, so they become increasingly desperate in their pleas to be allowed to just let go in their clothes before they start pissing themself uncontrollably without permission in the next few seconds

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I’ve had a rough night and seeing you call one of my omo posts your favs was very nice of you, thanks :,3

Also, system fistbump! (I know a surprising amount of systems who like this kink lol)

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awww, I'm so glad you found it sweet! it's such a hot post honestly I'm SUCH a sucker for the overlap between puppy play and omo

and yippee fellow system! there's a lot of overlap between different flavours of weirdness in general (queerness, neurodivergence, kink, etc), so I'm not surprised at the plurality-omo overlap haha. there might even be some potential for omo scenarios involving plurality.... headmate 1 won't stop chugging water whenever they're fronting but headmate 2 is always the one that seems to switch in right as it's hitting their bladder and of course it's always at the most inconvenient time?

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“Puppy, what did I tell you about that? You need to be patient if you want me to touch you.”

I paw at my crotch again, trying to signal to my master that it’s not that. I don’t need her to help me cum right now, I have a much more pressing urge. I look up at her with wide eyes, pleading and whining.

“I’m not sure what you’re trying to tell me, baby. Can you show me?”

I look to the door of the room we’re in, and begin to whine more, pawing at that while I tremble on my knees. It clicks for my master.

“Oh, puppy, do you need to go out?”

When I nod to confirm, she pulls me by my collar away from the door. “It’s too dark out for that right now, puppy. It’s much safer and nicer in here.”

I squeeze my legs together, trying to put as much pressure as I can on my puppy parts without using my hands.

“I know you need to go potty, honey. Don’t worry.” My master strokes my hair softly. “You had so much to drink, and now you just can’t hold it, huh?”

I look up at her, whining, feeling like I’m about to burst. My poor puppy parts feel like they’re going to start leaking any moment.

“It’s okay, puppy, you can’t help it, you’re not all the way house trained yet. You can’t tell when you’re gonna have to go peepee.” She quickly leaves to grab a few puppy pads, and lays them down on the floor for me, one on top of the other. “Here you go, baby girl.”

I move over to the pads, and press my puppy parts into the material, rubbing, trying not to have an accident while I wait for permission.

My master giggles. “You’re so cute. Now, can you be a good girl, lift your hips, and do a potty for me?”

I nod and do exactly as instructed. Now that I have permission, the second I move from being seated to a squat, I start pottying, sighing with relief as I feel my bladder slowly empty and hear the sound of my pee hitting the pad.

“Good girl! Look at you, you’re doing such a good job.”

My tail wags happily, and I keep doing my puppy business, waiting until I’m all nice and empty before getting back onto my knees and off of the pee pads.

“You poor thing,” my master says, petting my head. “Look at how much you had in there! I’m surprised you didn’t just go in the house.”

I keep wagging, happy at her praise.

“You’re such a good girl~”

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Thinking about being a gift to werewolf royalty, presented for them to use at the height of their rut. I'm cleaned and dressed in expensive silks that would have taken ages for me to save up for, decorated in jewels and finery, drenched in sweet smelling perfumes and given a drink no one will give me details about. I'm fingered open to make sure I can take them, but they pull away before I can cum from it, leaving me needy and desperate.

I'm led to the royal's room, where I'm tied up, my hands bound above my head, and my legs spread open wide, held in place to let them use me easily. I'd be left there with assurances that the royal will love me, that I've been made the perfect gift for them.

But all that hard work gets ruined when the royal gets their hands on me.

They'd admire me for the time it takes them to reach the bed, then the silks are torn to be out of the way as their big hands pin me in to the bed beneath them. They rip my bonds with ease to flip me around and push me into a mating press. Their hand would shove my head into their soft pillows, all the work of making me look like an expensive gift gone with the royals desperate need to fuck.

But they'd use their gift as I was intended, fucking me till I can't think, and I'd want to cry that I can't take it, that it's too much, but it's not, and I find that I want more. Whatever was in the drink made me more desperate, and it has me rocking back into their rough thrusts, begging for them to fuck me harder.

The royal would use me through the rest of their rut, filling me, holding me, making me take their knot over and over, telling me their going to breed me till I can't think, and I'd love every second of it.

When they finally collapsed behind me from exhaustion, they'd leave their knot still pressed into me, strong arms curled around me to keep me close as they slept. I'd know, without a doubt that I belonged to them now, and I wouldn't mind it in the least.

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I was trying to think of a lil different omo ideas.. and y’know I haven’t really seen boat omo ideas

- and not just like normal causal boat for a trip to the lake but I mean but like those people that work on a boat for months and months on choppy waters without touching land transporting cargo or big product fishing!

(I tried to Google a proper name for them, but the closest thing I could find was a Towboater- there was a lot of different names lol but you know- just picture a person that works on a boat for a month ok? ok!! lol)

The easiest struggle someone could have is not having there sea legs lol! Imagine you’re desperate trying to make it to the bathroom As the boats rocking all around that can cause so many problems!

They could easily fall or trip on their way to the bathroom causing an accident! Running reaching for the door as the boat lurches back and causing them to miss the door and fall backwards- the fall causing a big puddle!

Or again choppy waters means things are gonna go sliding around.. picture someone tying up some cargo boxes down. Gotta pee, but almost done with the job!! But suddenly the boat leans to the side a bit and the person notices a box quickly sliding to them!! They can only brace themselves against the wall and have their hands out as the box crashes into them slamming against their poor bladder!! Leaving a mess!

I imagine a small room with bunkbeds around for the crew members.. what if someone wets the bed? Thats just so embarrassing as you’re stuck in a room full of people! Imagine someone waking up noticing they wet the bed and trying to clean up the evidence on this rocky ship- they could either accidentally fall onto their sleeping crewmate while trying to clean up, the crewmate waking up confused why they’re in their bed and why they feel wet. Or maybe they gathered up all their wet things and get rocked to the side and fall dropping the embarrassing evidence as people come out to see what that commotion was all about!

It’s not like a plumber can come if toilets break!! You in the middle of the ocean! The crew could be trying to fix it but the shortage of bathrooms could cause a domino effect of desperation! Ending in either wet pants or running to pee off the side of the boat!

The puddles… usually when you have an accident the puddle spreads then stops when you’re done.. not on a boat!! The floor is constantly wobbling up and down so that mess they made is gonna be messier!! Someone has an accident And couldn’t make it to the toilet in time! Embarrassed they’re running to get towels before it can spread out door as the puddles going every direction! Imagine someone walking in to see a little stream rolling past them and looking over to see a person frantically trying to wipe up the floor lol!

Or maybe they do get to the bathroom and right when they’re about to pull down their pants a wave sends them stumbling and totally miss and end up peeing all below the bathroom floor! Or wetting all over their pants!

And I’m sure so much more!! But this are the few I could conjure up at the moment lol (n///n)/)~✨

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I love the idea of a vibrator with a remote in someone who's about to pee themselves.

You kinda have a remote detonator. With a push of a button, they pee themselves.

Also the idea of having a vibrator in me. And my partner is waiting for me to least expect it.

I'm just making dinner or something, my bladder is so full it's starting to ache. Doing the pee pee dance while I cook. And I'm periodically putting my hand between my legs to stop anything from happening. Leaking enough that there's a visible wet spot in my pants. And suddenly BAM. The vibrator is activated. I fall to my knees from pleasure and straining to not pee. But it doesn't work. And I began to pee. Unable to stop due to the vibration. Then I'm just left in a warm puddle.

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Imagine a priest finally giving in to his sexual desires, but instead of being slow and gentle, he's desperate and almost aggressive.

Hard kissing while he clumsily attempts to remove his trousers and underwear, revealing how hard he his from finally deciding to let you play with him.

“Touch me anywhere, I don’t care” he breathes into your kiss. It almost makes you laugh how hard and achy he is from just kissing and groping. Like a teenager having sex for the first time.

“Forgive me” he whispers to himself before you kneel down in front of him, guiding his hard cock into your mouth. You grab his hands, in one of them a rosary, and lead them to your head. He quickly gets the hang of how to fuck your mouth, and he doesn’t hold back, harshly pushing and pulling his cock in and out of you.

“Oh God, something’s happening” he moans.

His hands grab onto your hair, making it easier to move your head. “Where do I- fuck- where do I do it?”, before he decides where to cum you feel his load filling your mouth. He holds his breath for a moment, his body twitching, pushing his cock further into your mouth.

“I’m so, so sorry-”

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My problem with heterosexual romance novels (which I am reading under duress due to my coworker book club but find somewhat entertaining cuz they're not something I normally wld read) is that whenever the love interest is an asshole the author also makes him all dommy dom. when what I really want is for him to be thoroughly put in his place. All of these shithead Christian grey knockoff guys in these books would be excellent brat material but nobody cares what I want. Nobody cares what I want

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puppy who can't tell the difference between being horny and needing to piddle. it's just a dumb puppy, how is it supposed to tell the difference between sensations in its puppy parts! especially when both of the feelings make it want to hump something. so whenever it feels that tingling down there, it finds something to rub its needy puppy parts against, whether that's a pillow, the arm of the couch, or its owner's leg. if it's lucky its owner will be able to figure out when it needs to piddle and take it outside in time, but sometimes the owner's not around or thinks puppy is just horny. and so puppy just keeps humping and humping as the tingling feelings get stronger and stronger and finally they peak and, oh no, puppy needed to piddle after all, and now it just made a mess all over the couch or its owner! hopefully next time the owner can figure it out in time, because puppy certainly can't...