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Hey how are our fave mushroom men doin??

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Okay this sounds like a weird question but I need to know, can both heads control the body? Or is it like, only one of them?

“B-but if we were to bump our foot…”

“We both feel the pain.”

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Hello, doctors! Welcome to Tumblr!

I had a little question: as mycologists, I'm guessing you've seen a lot of weird and wonderful fungi. Do you two have any favourites?

"Thank you for the kind greeting! As for this question many of you seem to have..."

"Oh...oh dear, we have been drifting off.."

"Heh, our bad, let us continue!"

"We do not... have a lot of contact t-to anyone else-"

"Since we live rather secluded and are not exactly welcome guests."

"W-we only have limited knowledge about t-the Scrybes..."

"The forest man and the dead woman are closest, we do not get to close to them, although they seem not actively antagonistic towards us. We have not met the wizard master before, only heard stories of his students."

"A-and the r-robot-"

"The robot does not know of us, but it may be useful."

"The... other inhabitants..."

"We have not met most of them as we are busy with our experiments. We do know some of the forest man's subordinates."

"We... occasionally see the Trader."

"That one seems to be fascinated with our work."

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*hands over a Toad from Mario cutely* Family bonding time

"Oh...dear..."

"What an interesting specimen."

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Hello there mycologists! I am curious, do you use plural nouns for yourselves or do you each have a preferred method of address?

"While... there is two of us, w-w-"

"We have a hard time seeing ourselves as too far apart, especially since we operate best as one."

"B- but we don't mind being addressed individually...?"

"We don't mind! In which case he/him and they/them would work for both of us!"

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It’s always best to start off an ask blog with the best possible question that one could ask: How are you feeling today?

"We hope you are doing fine as well!"

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"W-we had some technical difficulties..."

"But now anonymous asks are enabled!"

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"Oh...you found us...w-well..."

"Now that you're here, feel free to ask us your questions."