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What will I do: 👁 character x character 👁 short fics 👁 headcannons 👁 fluff 👁 angst 👁 character study 👁 substance use (drugs, alcohol) What I won't write: 👁 smut 👁 character x reader 👁 content creators 👁 politics Sources: 👁 9-1-1 👁 A:TLA 👁 DCU 👁 Dream SMP 👁 Good Omens 👁 Harry Potter 👁 Hermitcraft 👁 MCU 👁 Shadowhunters 👁 Sherlock 👁 Supernatural 👁 The Magnus Archives 👁 The Marauders 👁 The Umbrella Academy 👁 Traffic Lights SMP 👁 White Collar
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👁Simpbur x GN!Stalker!Reader👁
Word count: 540 Trigger warnings: Stalking, obsessive behavior, a hint of yandere behaviour, open ended ending. Summary: He's been watching you for weeks now, taking pictures, stealing your things. And then he started to see you everywhere.
𖦹At first, he doesn’t think of how easy it was to find you. How you carry a polaroid camera around at all times. You liked photography, you had something in common! 𖦹He didn’t question when you were taking photos of his general directions more and more often, he liked knowing that he’s in your pictures. 𖦹Then he started seeing you in moments of his life when he wasn’t out to stalk admire your beauty. On his way to the office, in the grocery store near his flat, out of the window of his apartment, sitting on that hill he has the perfect view of… 𖦹Alright, that should have been a crystal clear sign, big red flag. He thought he’s getting delusional, losing it. There could be no way that you were just as infatuated in him as he is in you, right? Oh, wait, is that his sweater you’re wearing? The one he didn’t bother to look for weeks on end? 𖦹The thing is, Simpbur is not a confrontational guy. He wasn’t about to walk up to you and ask if you’ve been stalking him. That sounded absolutely bonkers. And what if he’s wrong? What if it really is just a coincidence? Yeah, keep coping, king. Keep coping. 𖦹And so, he decided to just keep stalking you admiring you from afar. And if he sees you taking pictures of his office window? That just makes him fall in love with you even harder. 𖦹It seemed fit that his first true conversation with you would be HIM getting caught in YOUR home. He was hoping to find a hoodie big enough to fit him in your closet, so he can wear it next time you see him. He wanted to surprise you, but instead you surprised him. 𖦹Too engrossed in the task at hand, he failed to hear the soft creak of your door, your footsteps behind him. Getting closer and closer and closer. He nearly jumped out of his skin when you gently put your hand on his shoulder. 𖦹You were ecstatic, the man you’ve been watching for months is right here at your fingertips, standing in your messy bedroom. The truth was, you’ve been watching him far longer than he watched you. It was no coincidence when you bumped into each other at that one cafe, where it all started for Simpbur. 𖦹You got to the line at the same time and you let him go first, smiling up at him with so much affection. If you knew that one smile was all it took for him to fall in love with you, you would have seeked him out sooner. Although you quite enjoyed the lovely circle of stalking, it made you feel hot inside, when you thought about him obsessing over you. So loved. So wanted. 𖦹His mind clouded with panic as he started stuttering out apologies, “I uhh I can explain, I, I promise!”. How adorable. His face was all red, you could probably see his brain steaming if you looked hard enough. You moved in closer, softly taking his hands in yours, raising them to your lips. You kissed his hands softly and as you look up at him, you whisper. “I finally caught you, sweetheart.”
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#simpbur#simpbur x reader#incelbur#headcanons#ficlet#bursonas#tw stalking#tw obsessive behavior#tw obsession#tw yandere behavior
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👁On the menu👁
Thank you for choosing our coffee shop, feel free to look around. Once you're ready for a purchase, please gather your belongings and head to the check out (ask box). Your order will be prepared with much care and love. Afterwards, you can enjoy your items on the shop's grounds or in the safety of your own home.
What I will do: 𖦹Character x reader 𖦹CHaracter x character 𖦹Poly ships (up to 4 characters) 𖦹Smut (tagged #shield your eyes) 𖦹Paraphilias 𖦹Drug use <3 𖦹Angst 𖦹Fluff 𖦹Dead dove; do not eat (Tagged #do not consume) 𖦹Headcanons 𖦹Short fics 𖦹Imagines 𖦹Moodboards
What I won't write for: 𖦹Politics 𖦹Discourse 𖦹Content creators 𖦹Scat, piss kink, emetophilia, vore, omegaverse, foot kink, pregnancy 𖦹Submissive reader 𖦹Smut for pre-teen characters Sources: 𖦹Arcane 𖦹Attack on Titans 𖦹Avatar the Last Airbander 𖦹BNHA 𖦹BG3 𖦹Creepypasta 𖦹DC 𖦹DreamSMP 𖦹Genshin Impact 𖦹Hazbin Hotel 𖦹Helluva Boss 𖦹Homestuck 𖦹Jujutsu Kaisen 𖦹Kuroshitsuji 𖦹Marble Hornets 𖦹Marvel 𖦹Naruto 𖦹Obey me! 𖦹Sally Face 𖦹Stranger Things 𖦹The Arcana 𖦹The Magnus Archives 𖦹The Witcher 𖦹Youtube personas 𖦹YTTD 𖦹Xiaolin Showdown
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👁Establishment rules👁
We do not allow any type of hateful content or comments on the shop's grounds. Anyone caught acting in a hostile or hateful manner will be escorted out immediately.
Maximum of 4 characters per request.
Specify the pronounds/gender you'd like me to use for reader, if not said I will default to gn!reader.
We will only take requests for the sources on the menu here: 👁 and 𖦹
We will not get into a discussion or a debate with anyone regarding my stances on discourse topics, drama or moral grounds. Any attempts will be met with removal from the shop's grounds.
We do not have a blacklist or otherwise a "DNI". Anyone is free to "purchase" from here as long as they don't break the establishment's rules.
Minors are asked to block the following tags: #shield your eyes , #do not consume
This shop's owners are anti-censorship, anti-harassment and pro-para (no-c). You have been warned.
Be kind and you'll be met with kindness. Be rude and you'll be met with a closed door. We won't tolerate being thrown around like a mere puppet on my own property.
If you'd like anything tagged, please let us know and we will make sure to adapt accordingly.
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