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“Twilight. It’s like a book that should’ve never been published.” -Robert Pattinson.
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twilightshitposts · 7 months ago
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(Probably) Deleted footage from Edward and Bella’s Wedding.
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twilightshitposts · 7 months ago
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Esme and Carlisle just standing there like “What the fuck did he just call her”
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twilightshitposts · 8 months ago
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POV: ur a Forks high school teacher forced to meet with the uncannily pretty local cult leader, and his wife, to discuss their kids’ grades🧛‍♀️
Carlisle and Esme at a parent teacher conference. Thank you to my patrons who voted for this concept.
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twilightshitposts · 1 year ago
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In honour of Robert Pattinson and Suki Waterhouse expecting a baby!
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crying
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twilightshitposts · 1 year ago
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Esme: You didn’t bring home another dying teenager did you?
Carlisle:
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twilightshitposts · 1 year ago
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a teenager: dies
carlisle cullen:
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twilightshitposts · 2 years ago
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Rosalie to Edward at every given moment:
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twilightshitposts · 3 years ago
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jacob after forming his own pack: finally some peace and quiet
seth 0.2 seconds later:
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twilightshitposts · 3 years ago
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Jasper’s thoughts every time Bella endangers the Cullen family
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twilightshitposts · 3 years ago
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La Push beach
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twilightshitposts · 3 years ago
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twilightshitposts · 3 years ago
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do you think alec and jane would have tiktok
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twilightshitposts · 3 years ago
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this specific shot sends me into orbit
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twilightshitposts · 3 years ago
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with every guitar string scar on my hand
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twilightshitposts · 3 years ago
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leaving this here
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twilightshitposts · 3 years ago
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YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER?!
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twilightshitposts · 3 years ago
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