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Right now all I want to do is gouge my right eye out with a spoon.

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I haven't been on here for a long time. Just checking in and saying "hello". Now I'm off to sleep, cheerio!

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From Facebook: a magic moment.

I am having such a wonderful day on the tubes I can’t not share this story.

Let me build the scene: Central Line between Oxford Circus and Chancery Lane, possibly St Pauls.

To my right is sat a lady, 25-30, wearing a revealing dress.

To my left is an old lady, almost dead is how old she is.

Standing in front of us is a man, 50’s, suit and tie, eyeing revealing dress.

Suit leans over to the revealing dress lady and says “Have some self respect when you dress yourself”

Revealing dress lady blushes to the colour of her almost not there dress.

Old soon to be dead lady is having none of this and in a south london accent shouts out “She can wear or not wear whatever the fuck she likes, even if she was naked with a sign pointing to her fanny” (she said fanny on the central line by St Pauls) “and the sign pointed to her fanny which said …PARTY CITY ALL INVITED…then that would still be none of your bloody business now fuck off back to your bored wife!”

Red dress then hugs the walking dead and old suit walks off.

On The Tube

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My Dad has a really bad infection in his foot and he's hobbling around the house in agony and I know I shouldn't laugh but his toes are like wee willy winkies and I'm the worst daughter ever.

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Now sitting staring at him. Not knowing whether I'm overreacting or if it's wise to just phone an ambulance as a precaution anyway.

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Frantically throwing clothes on, while worrying myself to death that my Da is about to have a heart attack is 100% how I envisaged spending my Sunday afternoon.

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Artist Stefan Kuhnigk Turns Coffee Stains Into Cute Monsters (via imgur) Related: Coffee Cup Comics by Josh Hara 

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20+ Asshole Cats Being Shamed For Their Crimes

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I've had a sore bit on my "belly" for the last 12 hours and it is sore. Sore, sore, sore.

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Chester’s taken some great selfies…

…received many delicious treats…

…(including a Nathan’s hot dog)…

… taken time to reflect…

… had a few baths …

…and most importantly, he’s worn accessories and made some awesome friends.

You can keep track of his bucket list by following Chester’s Final Journey on Facebook

Source

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Baby Chicks With Tiny Hats

Because we need more baby chicks with tiny hats in this world.

By ©Chicks In Hats

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Give him all of the cosplay awards. 

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“My name is Arnold, and I am angry on behalf of potatoes. Let’s begin.”

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Please watch this I’m gonna piss

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I was diagnosed with Cluster Headaches yesterday after having had them for roughly a year on and off.

The pharmacist at my work convinced me to go see a doctor after my eye suddenly went very red and droopy when I was working with him and when he asked how it had happened I explained it was a recurrent thing accompanied by immense pain behind my eye (the only valid description I can think of for it is a sensation like someone’s stuck a spoon down behind my eye and is trying to scoop it out). I had an eye test not long ago because of the pain incase it was indeed my eyes that were the cause of the problem.

I’m so glad he persuaded me, my GP said I have classic cluster headache symptoms and that they are a very nasty thing to be plagued by. She wrote it down for me and told me to “Google it” for more info after explaining a good bit herself. I have googled it and I don’t feel like I’m in the dark anymore, woo!

Long story short-ish I’m now on a beta-blocker, Propranolol to be precise, to try and stop them happening/stop me getting them as often. She explained that while there are other preventative medications that are more traditionally given in the first instance, she is apprehensive about giving me them straight away as they can be sedating. Seeing as I’ve tolerated the headaches relatively well (about as well as you can when you think your eye is going to pop out) for this long I don’t see why I shouldn’t give them a shot. I’m currently taking two 40mg tablets a day, which will most likely be upped to four in a couple of months.

I’ve got my fingers crossed! Here’s hoping.