I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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incorrigible.
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Yea! Rejoice! For it was on this blessed day in the year 1967 that our foremothers watched two men roll around on the hot desert sand and decreed, “Let there be gay.”
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Agathos Daemon
Beloved Dionysos, holy Agathos Daemon, I pray You bless this house, And all who dwell within. May Your spirit dance through the halls, Your voice echo in every room, Your presence bring light into the darkest areas of the house, Of our minds, And of our relationships. May we grow together in this house, Forming bonds of love and friendship.
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I'm not crying, you're crying
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I’m doodling fan art again lookit that
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Police are on the lookout for two violent antifa activists who disrupted a peaceful Alt Right rally in Illinois. They were last seen 106 miles from Chicago, they had half a tank of gas, a pack of cigarettes, it was dark, and they were wearing sunglasses.
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three fun and sexy facts about me: 1.) i have a slight fructose intolerance which manifests itself mostly in me getting violently ill whenever i eat garlic. 2.) i have “delayed phased sleep disorder” aka my body wants to sleep during the day and stay up at night. 3. i am extremely sensitive to sunlight and cannot be in direct sunlight for more than like five minutes without getting burned or overheated.
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I had the factory shut down years ago, and frankly I resent the monthly maintenance bill.
in the tags tell me what organ you would delete/remove from your body assuming there were no consequences
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you become a bit dumber when you’re on your period because your brain is too busy fantasizing about reaching into your body and ripping out your uterus with your bare hands follow for more science facts
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oh yeah i have march madness i love those little women
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