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You know that old myth about lemmings and cliffs? Dunno why it's been on my mind.
#My last brain cells marching into my french a level after absolutely no revision at all#great god grove
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🍃😝 this strain is called "joy" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit
5 mins later: i followed the words, neighbor, won't you let me in? won't you lend me your ear? do you like me? my gifts? let's play a game, you and i-
my buddy Julie pacing: the marlo flower needs to go
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i hate these rage bait polls with the correct or the most obvious answer missing. stop reblogging them let them die with 0 notes
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"And yet, here I am, unable to wake it up."
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my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored
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YOU ASKED FOR GGG REQUESTS AND I RAN IN SO FAST!!! Love your art!! Anything Lovestory related bc your Lovestory art makes me so happy!!! OR COBIGAIL!! THE WIFEY!!
Kissing up on that weird little dude he calls his editor
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How it feels to create ocs by continuously mischaracterizing characters in your mind until they become completely unrecognizable
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not now kitten. daddy’s writing a post for the three people who always give him notes on tumblr
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Actually people should say “rubbish” more. And also “nonsense”, “gibberish”, and “balderdash” too.
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ive been feeling so much more gender agnostic lately, not in a way that devalues gender expression, but just in a "gender should not matter in any way shape or form except for matters of personal expression, and there is no such thing as exclusive experiences and feelings that are locked behind being a specific gender" kinda way that i think a lot of people would send me weird messages for
#I've been feeling this a lot recently#Mostly with people (always afab) talking about certain experiences being universal to afab folks#Experiences which. I've never had#Or have had so infrequently that they were just one offs and have never happened again#But they all act like these happen constantly to all women all places all time and I'm just like#Well what am i then?
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